The one with a Holiday Special; voice

[lar]

So another month, another batch of poor lost souls that are wondering what did they do to deserve this fate. Kinda sucks huh? At least we're going back down, although apparently we're not in Kansas anymore.

[ Here she takes a moment to take a little breath. ]

I mean, we weren't in Kansas to begin with, but hopefully at least half of you will get the reference, or I'll be a very sad Ella. While we're on introductions though, this is Ella Ellis speaking, Doer of Things, Helper of the Needy, God of Awesome. I also make a mean mac & cheese, by the way.

[ At least she's grown comfortable talking through the tablet? Is that even a good thing? ]

Anyway, I plan to remain in the Moon Base until the twentieth or so, so if anyone around needs something done, let me know. For the new kids that means I can make most things out of thin air, and I'm being rather literal here. For the old folks, well, you either believe me by now or you don't.

[ Ella then proceeds to drum on the tablet's surface for a solid minute. ]

Oh, I almost forgot: How do you guys celebrate Christmas? Hanukkah? The equivalent I'm obviously missing? I thought it would be cool to make pines or seeds to grow and plant them somewhere, but then I realized not everyone might know about it. Then it hit me that me being me, this should probably freak me out in so many levels you don't even know, but if you don't mention the whole religious implications, I sure won't.

Anyway, I'm out of things to say. Stay safe, stay sane, and always wash your hands after using the toilet.

Ella out~

Comments

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[ohr]

Only if you want to cover the isle on TVs...which sounds cooler when you say it out loud, actually.

[ She shrugs, but you can't see this Kate. ]

Go on and ask; it's better to know and not like the answer than to not know and keep on imagining horrible things.

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[selfequipped]

[Especially given what Kate is imagining. She debates the wording for a moment.]

What's gonna happen when you're full-on God?

[That seems to be a question that's less leading, anyway.]

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[ohr]

Who knows? As far as I'm concerned, there's no space for humanity withing total and absolute divinity, so I'll probably lose my sense of self in some sort of infinite source of power and knowledge and what-have-you.

But that's just a hunch.

voice.

[selfequipped]

Doesn't sound like much fun.

voice.

[ohr]

It kinda sucks knowing that your greatest accomplishment will be fading off existence, but you do what you've gotta do right?

voice.

[selfequipped]

Do people really need an all-powerful being?

voice.

[ohr]

The whole reason my world is basically collapsing on itself is because said all-powerful being asked himself that.

voice.

[selfequipped]

Oh.

Can't you like rewrite the cosmic balance so that that's not the case?

... No, probably too simple. [Answering the question herself makes sense, right?]

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[ohr]

I probably can, but first I need to be all-powerful. Who knows? Maybe once it's all said and done there will be a Ella Ellis in the world. Maybe she'll be luckier.

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[selfequipped]

[Luckier. So this is a bad luck thing.]

I hope so.

voice.

[ohr]

Fingers crossed, knocking on wood, heck, I'll pray if that's what it takes.

Still...that's that and it's not right now, so yeah.

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[selfequipped]

Enjoy what you've got while you've got it, right?