The one with a Holiday Special; voice

[lar]

So another month, another batch of poor lost souls that are wondering what did they do to deserve this fate. Kinda sucks huh? At least we're going back down, although apparently we're not in Kansas anymore.

[ Here she takes a moment to take a little breath. ]

I mean, we weren't in Kansas to begin with, but hopefully at least half of you will get the reference, or I'll be a very sad Ella. While we're on introductions though, this is Ella Ellis speaking, Doer of Things, Helper of the Needy, God of Awesome. I also make a mean mac & cheese, by the way.

[ At least she's grown comfortable talking through the tablet? Is that even a good thing? ]

Anyway, I plan to remain in the Moon Base until the twentieth or so, so if anyone around needs something done, let me know. For the new kids that means I can make most things out of thin air, and I'm being rather literal here. For the old folks, well, you either believe me by now or you don't.

[ Ella then proceeds to drum on the tablet's surface for a solid minute. ]

Oh, I almost forgot: How do you guys celebrate Christmas? Hanukkah? The equivalent I'm obviously missing? I thought it would be cool to make pines or seeds to grow and plant them somewhere, but then I realized not everyone might know about it. Then it hit me that me being me, this should probably freak me out in so many levels you don't even know, but if you don't mention the whole religious implications, I sure won't.

Anyway, I'm out of things to say. Stay safe, stay sane, and always wash your hands after using the toilet.

Ella out~

Comments

[strategic_guile]

We can always go with the standard red, green, and mistletoe.

[lar]

I don't know enough about drinks to find the reference amusing, sorry.

[strategic_guile]

Ah, well. [Not bothered by this.] Ugly sweater party?

[lar]

Now why on Earth would you do that? I mean, I know it's cold downstairs but really.

[strategic_guile]

[Contained laughter] If we have to deal with badly knit emergency clothes to prevent frostbite, we might as well get a kick out of it instead of being miserable and still cold in ugly clothes.

[ohr]

But I can do awesome cold proofed clothes. Why not have a fancy "we have clothes" party instead?

[strategic_guile]

A black tie winter ball. Why not?

[ohr]

I'll think of it, and maybe I'll propose something for the network. Maybe I can get some help for the people that did the Thanksgiving stuff.

[strategic_guile]

I wouldn't mind helping no matter what theme everyone chooses.