It's not my favorite, that's for sure. Had enough of this shit when I was a kid.

Oh. Hah, it's a joke. Most [He whipped out some fancy air-quotes] "alien sightings" are of little green men. They're supposed to be Martians I think? Anyway a load of crazies think they landed in America back in the fifties, and they have these big heads and small bodies. Naked, too. Don't suppose that's normal for you?

[He makes sure to sound like he wouldn't mind if it was.]