exsilium | 6 | Joint Text + Video | Subject: It's too cold ヾ (✿＞﹏ ⊙〃)ノ

Brrrr, hunting food down here is rather hard work!!! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
When you're watching someone do it, it seems pretty easy, doesn't it... but when you try it yourself...
It's nice that we got a bunch of crops to harvest, but a guy's got to have some good jerky once in a while (*｡_｡)
I wasn't prepared at all for coming down here... hey, there's a lot of people in the same boat as I am, am I right??
Since we have so many stupendous warriors amongst our midst, it wouldn't hurt for us to share tips. At the very least, drawing up a map of where we're all staying would be useful if any of us need any help (or food lol) ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ
It wouldn't be good if any of us freeze to death from our own ineptitude (｀・ω・´) Maybe we could even put together a survival guidebook of sorts!
Well, well?? What do you think, everyone?

[He'll manage to answer some replies before all goes silent on his end for a few minutes or so.

...

Still on Kano's tablet and under his name, the entry gets a video tacked onto it. Some green hair can be seen but only for a moment as Kido turns the video on a certain idiot sitting in the snow, putting pressure on his leg. An irritated sigh is heard.]

Tch, I'll give a lesson: Don't let an idiot handle a gun. He's fine by the way. It's just a graze.

[She's still fretting anyway.] We came this far out looking for something like small game or whatever. We were trying to assess the resources of this place outside of getting in good with the villagers and doing mission runs...

Anyway, I guess what Kano says still holds. [Fumbling with the tablet, it points down at the snow.]

Hey, let me look at it... [The gentle voice gets cut off as she shuts off the video.]

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[Later, when he gets his tablet back:]

It's fine. Only my toe's gone.

[jesus christ]

Kano, don't lie about that! That's really scary!

That's not scary at all!
Scary would be if I lost my nose.
You'd have to stare at that empty space aaaaaall the time.

[Anyone in the general area probably heard a shrill, girly kind of screeching. If they'd been on a video feed, it would've disconnected momentarily, because she totally just dropped her tablet.

Regardless, it takes her a couple of moments to reply.]

Both of those are scary!

[He's a ~~rotten~~ gross boy, sorry Mary.]

Is it really that horrible?? Eh, no, losing my eyeballs would be the scariest thing!
Don't worry, don't worry. I'll be sure to be careful. Nothing of that sort will happen. Promise!