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[hostage]

[He's so bored, he can't take it anymore. Asking for trouble, maybe, but there's all kinds of excitement he's missing with the new arrivals, and he's not used to missing out on it. He keeps the video feed off, unlike usual, because both his cell and he himself are a mess. His voice is only slightly hoarse, recovering from a first week in custody that was spent screaming.]

So what's the deal with all you new guys? Usually I do this in person but I'm, uh, a little tied up right now. Anyway, lemme hear it. Where you from? Whatcha usually get up to? How you feeling about being in this skanky shithole up on the moon?

Hope the rest of you guys didn't leave 'em starving.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Brownies, I bet.

[hostage]

Nobody's ever asked for brownies but I could

wow what the shit coding

[doubleoohbaby]

I bet you could.

html you're drunk

[hostage]

Yup super manly you can see why the Initiative wanted me here so bad

or maybe i am

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh. I thought it was more to do with you being an easily manipulated psychotic.

[hostage]

Or that

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm sure your baking skills were top of their priority list though.

[hostage]

Totally

[doubleoohbaby]

How'd you wind up with that power anyway and where do I get one?

I'm hoping for something useful like the mental ability to lift skirts.

[hostage]

I got sucked into Canada by a radioactive rock is how I got that power, comic book style

[doubleoohbaby]

Radioactive? Really? They couldn't come up with something more creative?

[hostage]

Guess not

[doubleoohbaby]

Next it'll be hideous transformations and developments of psychosis from vats of acid.