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[mallarkey]

[ He doesn't actually really like text; he's not great with technology and there's bound to be some spelling/grammar errors, but right now he trusts typing more than his ability to keep a professional tone. So be it. ]

Hi.

First things first this isnt going to be a lecture. Tensions are high enough and Ive barely been here long enough to have the whole history down yet. (Working on it) Besides, you've already herd plenty of it. So this isnt about that.

[ Not overtly, anyway. He's trying to do the "subtlety" thing. He's not taking notes or anything. ]

I'm Doug by the way. Mostly I'm trying to figure everything out still, you know. That sort of thing. I'm a curious and openminded sort of person wich is why I have some questions:

1. Whats your favorite thing about being here?
2. And least favorite thing?
3. If you had to make up 1 rule what would it be?
4. Why's the coffee so bad & Are there vending machines (where)?

Thank you thats all.

Comments

[undealt]

Well, you're in good company. For a moment, I almost thought the entire population was nothing but lawyers.

[There's four, including himself, even if his... degree is debatable and also curse-based, but whatever. That is still way more lawyers than you'd expect for this sort of thing.]

[mallarkey]

If you can call lawyers good company- its ok I'm not offended. Even I dont usualy like other lawyers. [ Hopefully the sarcasm isn't totally lost in text-translation. ] Except we're great at performing miracles in a crisis.

[undealt]

[Gold speaks fluent sarcasm.]

It's precisely why I gave it up. [Or so he can pretend. CURSE BACKSTORIES ARE WEIRD.] But the skills have proven useful a time or two.

[mallarkey]

They always are except when you arent making money. Up here I dont think it matters what you do as long as you're smart while you do it.