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It feels weird posting here after everything that has happened. The first day after I arrived, someone told me things weren't usually this hectic. And I doubt R.E.M envisioned zombies, grenades and mutinies when he wrote Man on the Moon.

But now I think I can suspend my disbelief and accept that I have been here before and can't remember a sodding thing about it. So, this is a re-introduction. My name is John Watson and I'm a doctor. I would like to help if I can and apologize to anyone I might have accidentally ignored.

Cheers.

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[acclimatized]

I am a medical practitioner with combat experience. Nothing specialist but I have seen some strange things.

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[hashtagyolt]

Right.

You sound like you'd be more useful to know back home. That's not a bad thing, I'm just saying you're probably more useful than you think.

I'm about to seem like a new age-y crackpot, but what's your take on the supernatural?

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[acclimatized]

Cheers. I've always thought I was a pretty useful bloke to have around. [ the intention probably doesn't translate very well in text, but John has always had a sardonic humour. ]

I used to think it was people working themselves up into a tizzy over nothing. That was before I started talking to an angel and heard someone had their arm reattached.

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[hashtagyolt]

I wasn't trying to be a dick, but I guess I can understand if you took it like that. [There are some drawbacks to text, after all.]

I'm not super familiar with angels, but I'm pretty intimate with an alien, and some magical zombies who do fancy kung-fu. You're allowed to laugh at that, btw. Anyway, this is my awkward and long winded way of asking if you'd be willing to take a look at injuries from that kind of thing. Should they happen, I mean. I'm not actively bleeding out, or anything.

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[acclimatized]

No, I believe you! I took it as it was. It's all fine.

Are you talking about the music video for Michael Jackson's thriller? Because ignoring the ones that attacked me the other day, I haven’t seen any with that much cognitive ability.

Of course. That shouldn't be too difficult... unless it has something to do with that intimacy with an alien bit. Then I would be at quite a loss. But if you need to be patched up, that is something I can do.