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[acclimatized]

It feels weird posting here after everything that has happened. The first day after I arrived, someone told me things weren't usually this hectic. And I doubt R.E.M envisioned zombies, grenades and mutinies when he wrote Man on the Moon.

But now I think I can suspend my disbelief and accept that I have been here before and can't remember a sodding thing about it. So, this is a re-introduction. My name is John Watson and I'm a doctor. I would like to help if I can and apologize to anyone I might have accidentally ignored.

Cheers.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

I suppose they really don't make them like they used to.

[acclimatized]

What do you mean by that?

[badnewsboy]

Er ... well, you're a bit old, so I thought you would get it. I suppose that was a bit of wishful thinking on my behalf. We were to complain together how the machinery of today is inferior to that made however many mortal generations ago.

[acclimatized]

Oh. Right. Nice one. It's a little hard to tell with text sometimes. Most machinery is crap anyway. Have you tried those self-check out machines? Because DON'T.