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[tilallisoverused]

( So here's a friendly robot-face for you, network. Between the big political speeches and the kittens because he has always had excellent timing. But he's looking significantly less beat-up than he did previously, dents straightened out and looking polished up. )

Okay, here's a question for you. If you've decided to settle down on your home planet that's suddenly not-dead and start up a new government after a civil war that lasted for ages, would you elect the one bot who served directly under the guy who started the entire thing in the first place?

Because I'm really trying to see what anyone could have seen in Starscream and I just don't get it.

( He's really sorry about your problems, Exs, but he's not here for organic squabbling. If he was even aware of it in the first place. Which he isn't, because he just got back from his own universe. )

So, what'd I miss?

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[getoffmyearth]

Yeah, well, you probably don't have a history of meddling in another species' evolution and pitting them against another race for shits and giggles, so.

[OH KREE. OH SKRULLS.]

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[tilallisoverused]

Just stepping on them, messily.

( and he thought HIS universe was bad )

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[getoffmyearth]

But you're not going to be doing any of that here, right buddy?

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[tilallisoverused]

Definitely not. We frown on that thing, mostly. The Autobots do, at any rate.