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[fintastic]

[ Cue video feed of one slightly pouty, slightly befuddled fishgirl, chin-in-hands, and staring straight into the camera. ]

So, does someone want to tell me that I'm reading the calendar wrong? It doesn't have to be the truth! It would just feel nice to hear it, and maybe just pretend for a second that I didn't just go to sleep and wake up a month later. It's good to be back, at least! Sort of. Better than being nowhere at all, right?

I get the feeling things have changed, though. Does someone want to fill me in? Is Sollux still here?

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[hellodeadpeople]

I was pretty solid on the not even close to human part, thanks. [ And she's used to aliens, so it doesn't bug her much. You just happen to look pretty special. ] You just missed out on a month?

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[fintastic]

Just covering all my bases! Anyway, yes, about that long, a little more... yesterday was May 6th but today is definitely not May 7th.

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[hellodeadpeople]

...Yesterday wasn't even May for me. But this place does retarded things with time so I guess that makes sense.

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[fintastic]

You're telling me! After a while though, you get used to it.

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[hellodeadpeople]

Not sure I'm alright with hanging around long enough for that to happen.

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[fintastic]

What if you don't have a choice?

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[hellodeadpeople]

People have had problems with not giving me a choice before. I tend to make my own and it ends with their insides decorating some walls.

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[fintastic]

Uhm, no, please don't kill anyone! That won't help at all.

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[hellodeadpeople]

It'll make me feel better.

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[fintastic]

If you're really that frustrated why not try something relaxing like yoga? Or tending shrubberies?

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[hellodeadpeople]

[ hold on, she has to crack the fuck up at that for a second. okay. breathing. and talking. ]

I think it'd might crush a lightbulb to my forehead before i take up gardening, thanks.