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[ringthenoise]

Looks like that revolution bullshit is over and the zombies are all dead. All that's left now is getting back to Earth.

[So he can finally bargain with the Initiative to get out of this war.]

So, folks, how are we feline about all this?

Comments

[ringthenoise]

Sorry. I had to paws a second before I got that one.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're already running out of mew ideas.

[ringthenoise]

That is a furry mean thing to a guy who is as pawesome at word play as I am!

[doubleoohbaby]

Those ones were pawful. Now you're just milking it.

[ringthenoise]

Well at least the ladies like 'em. Show me a pretty girl and I'll whisker away.

[doubleoohbaby]

I doubt you get any pussy when you're lion like that.

[ringthenoise]

Hey, man, the ladies are always asking meowt.

[doubleoohbaby]

Now I know you're lion, beclaws you won't get any 'ladies' with that cattitude.

[ringthenoise]

You mean the girls don't like an impawsibly charming smile and purrfect bod? Mews to me.

[doubleoohbaby]

A pawsitive cattitude and lack of arrogance is more impawtant. Or so I hear.

[ringthenoise]

Also helps tabby tall, dark and meowsterious.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not actually sure I can compete with that.

Or if I want to.