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[ringthenoise]

Looks like that revolution bullshit is over and the zombies are all dead. All that's left now is getting back to Earth.

[So he can finally bargain with the Initiative to get out of this war.]

So, folks, how are we feline about all this?

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[unmasking]

I really hope a cat doesn't suddenly appear here instead.

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[ringthenoise]

I doubt it, but it'd be pretty amewsing.

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[unmasking]

Yeah, no, that one? That one isn't good.

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[ringthenoise]

What do you mean? That one was purrrfect.

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[badnewsboy]

Unlikeunlikeunlike!

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[unmasking]

No, see, I liked that one.

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[badnewsboy]

Fare thee well, cats. You were like a fleeting daydream.

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[unmasking]

Do you think we should count cats instead of sheep at night?

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[badnewsboy]

In terms of when cats are meaningful and appropriate. Like Caturday.

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[unmasking]

I was never really into Caturday.

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[badnewsboy]

How could you not be into Caturday? There are cats! It's their day!

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[unmasking]

Only ... guys I don't really want to talk to go to 4chan. It's a personal choice.

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[totallytrustworthy]

you did not just go there

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[ringthenoise]

Relax, I'm just kitten around.

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[badnewsboy]

That was terrible. I even think that was terrible. No like button for this.

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[ringthenoise]

Fine, no need to get catty.

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[badnewsboy]

I am not

What?

This has moved into the realm of terrible and possibly awful!

[doubleoohbaby]

I do love a good pun!

Not entirely sure if that was a good one though.

[ringthenoise]

Alright, sorry, I'll stop meow.

[doubleoohbaby]

That was a paw effort.

[ringthenoise]

Pouncestanding.

[doubleoohbaby]

And that wasn't even a clawsible response.

[ringthenoise]

Sorry. I had to paws a second before I got that one.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're already running out of mew ideas.

[ringthenoise]

That is a furry mean thing to a guy who is as pawesome at word play as I am!

[doubleoohbaby]

Those ones were pawful. Now you're just milking it.

[ringthenoise]

Well at least the ladies like 'em. Show me a pretty girl and I'll whisker away.

[doubleoohbaby]

I doubt you get any pussy when you're lion like that.

[ringthenoise]

Hey, man, the ladies are always asking meowt.

[doubleoohbaby]

Now I know you're lion, beclaws you won't get any 'ladies' with that cattitude.

[ringthenoise]

You mean the girls don't like an impawsibly charming smile and purrfect bod? Mews to me.

[doubleoohbaby]

A pawsitive cattitude and lack of arrogance is more impawtant. Or so I hear.

[ringthenoise]

Also helps tabby tall, dark and meowsterious.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not actually sure I can compete with that.

Or if I want to.

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[oldsoldiersneverdie]

[there is only a muffled groan here because the puns no so bad. Worse than Bobby. He didn't think that was possible]

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[ringthenoise]

not here

[bloodthirsts]

[Dante stahp

that is terrible and you should feel terrible]

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[worldswillburn]

Some people just can't help themselves.

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[ringthenoise]

Woulda been a wasted opportunity if nobody posted cat puns.

[worldswillburn]

You'll be able to sleep easily tonight, I bet.

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[logically]

This nonsense is cluttering the network.

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[ringthenoise]

end of the lion, I promise. No more litter-ing the comms

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[logically]

With pictures of kittens or your terrible wordplay?

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[ringthenoise]

Dude, is my wordplay really that cat-astrophic?

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[logically]

Yes.