002 // the abandoned mine shaft had wi-fi, too [Video]

[imperfectness]

[Carlos waves a little at the camera.]

Uhh, hi.

[It's not really stage fright just wow okay BROADCASTING............]

I don't really think everything that happened was right, or whatever, just...

[He runs a hand through his hair, scratching a little and making a slight face.]

...if you're locked-up and you need anything, let me know. I'll see what I can do. I'm not promising miracles, though, okay?

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VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

[Loki adjusts the camera before sliiiiding in and looking at him with big green eyes. the camera shakes again as he tries to adjust it. again.]

There we are.

So, what can you do?

VIDEO.

[imperfectness]

[He shrugs.]

Changes of clothes, food, stuff like that. Nothing really special, but basic needs.

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

Bare basic. Perhaps we should be more adventurous.

What about games of the board variety? You know, with little pieces and everything!

VIDEO.

[imperfectness]

I can see what I find around here. Maybe a deck of cards?

[And then woah lightbulb]

I have an idea!

VIDEO.

[badnewsboy]

[totally gets to witness this lightbulb moment. he looks kind of excited.]

Tell tell tell!

VIDEO.

[imperfectness]

Well, okay, so my labcoat...I can make illusions. Something like that. Pretty sure it's all light. No mass to it. ...anyway.

But I should be able to make any board game with it, I think? It wouldn't be a REAL one, but I could make it project one.

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[badnewsboy]

[Loki cranes his head a bit and scratches at his neck, as if he's contemplating this idea.]

Could you pick up the pieces?

... Could you make them whatever you wanted them to be? ... Can I be the race car?

VIDEO.

[imperfectness]

I guess you could, but you wouldn't feel anything.

[He laughed.]

Sure, you can be the race car.

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[irritating]

Hold on I ran out of booze so I've been napping since yesterday, what happened and who's locked up now?

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[imperfectness]

Wait, you had booze?

[Priorities.

Alcohol was, after all, a solution.]

I mean, uhh. Some folks tried to take over the place, and they're locked up now.

[irritating]

Shit yeah I did, gone now though 'cause those fucks really know how to drive a girl to the bottles, y'know? [ don't listen to her, she is constantly drinking regardless of what's going on ]

Oh, well, sucks to be them then I guess. A shit mutiny like that though, no wonder their asses are sittin' in a cell.

[imperfectness]

How much did you drink?

...wait, where did you even get it from?

[irritating]

Uh, all of it.

I dunno, stole it from some ship somewhere in time.

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[imperfectness]

Yeah, but...

...nevermind.

[imperfectness]

Anyway. Glad you're back around- I never really thanked you for helping during the...zombie...thing.

[irritating]

Aww not a problem, honeybee! Not everyday you get to rip a fuckin' BRAIN right the fuck outta the damn skull it's in, what a grand ol' time that was. [ yes apparently that's the kind of thing that puts a smile on her face ] Lemme know when y'got other fun jobs like that for me, yeah?

[imperfectness]

Yeah, sure thing! If I wind up on a mission, would you be okay with being my backup?

[irritating]

Why, you expectin' to run into more shit that wants to eat you? But yeah okay you're alright, I'll try'ta keep you in one piece I 'spose.

[imperfectness]

Hey, you never know. I just like to be prepared.

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[totallytrustworthy]

freedom would be lovely

fetch some and we'll talk

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[imperfectness]

Sorry. Fresh out, I'm stuck here.

[totallytrustworthy]

well I wouldnt say no to a room swap

[imperfectness]

I don't know how I'd bring a new room down there, sounds like a lot of work. I'm not good at construction, either.

A can bring extra pillows and blankets, though.

[totallytrustworthy]

fair enough compromise

be sure to split them between room one and two would you

[imperfectness]

Sure thing. I'll be down in a little bit.

oops pretend I formatted up there

[totallytrustworthy]

thx m8