exsilium | A short list without an App to list it (Audio & Text)

[the feed clicks to audio, and suddenly there's a very loud enthusiastic greeting.]

Hellooooo Exsilium!

Nailed it.

[the greeting ends as soon as its last syllable of "um" drops, and the post switches to text.]

Great! Everyone heard that, right? Now that the whole pleasantries thing is out of the way (as well as our B-Movie undead run-for-your-life quasi-fiasco), there are some suggestions that I must present to make us all the more comfortable. Please kindly lend your ears and open your hearts! The Initiative is welcome to take such suggestions, so I hope you've your ears open. I've condensed these to a brief number! Onward!

(1) A party every Saturday featuring the round Italian pastry covered in a copious variety of cured meats. I also propose that we're offered a number of stylish festive hats for the occasion. Top hats are in season, and nothing is complete without some kind of festive hat to show our enthusiasm.

(2) While I hardly mean to offend the technology offered to us by our captors, we're left regrettably with a single App that does a single boring thing and absolutely no games! I would settle for Birds of the Angry Emotional Feelings, or perhaps the Saga of Crushed Candy! Anything mind-numbing to pass the time. Even some Exsilium produced space-cat forum!

As a side note, anything of interest and practical use may also be warranted for App exploration. Perhaps something for these "missions" I've heard so much about. Or lists. Yes, lots and lots of Apps for lists. Perhaps a App of lists that lists all the App lists.

(3) Also include the Internet On-Line World in the suggestion above.

(4) I suspect it vital that we all learn how to walk on the moon. We're in luck! I've heard of what's appropriately dubbed "the moon walk." It's a series of difficult steps in Midgardian dance that cause the illusion that you're walking forward, yet you're walking back! Quite helpful in the scheme of things while we take residence.

This is a very small list for those of us who have been captured from our homes and drafted into an unknown future-war that none of us even had suspect of happening! All in favor of boosting morale.

Oh, yes.

I see that some of you are quite aware of the handle of "Loki." If you could give me any such knowledge of your experiences with this fellow I would be eternally grateful. Eternally grateful ... IN SPACE!

Posted from my StarkPhone

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[Asgard ew]

I think I remember now. The God of Mischief.

Rather famous fellow, tends to messes everything up for the lulz? That's me! Er, well ... not so much for the lulz, really, moreso for the good of Asgard! But it's sort of something that everyone wishes to deem the worst of, you know?

Edited (go away extra spaces i hate you) 2013-11-27 00:58 (UTC)

[what the flark is the lulz, an Asgardian harp or something?]

You can't blame everyone for thinking of the worst when you phrase it like that. Or maybe when you phrase it at all.

[what in odin's name is a flark.]

Yours was worse.

[something you don't search up in urban dictionary]

Yours could be worse.

[TIME TO BE THE FIRST TO ADD IT.]

Don't say that! When you say that, things always get worse!

That always will be a possibility. All either of us can do is do play with what we are dealt with.

[and sometimes they have to lose to win.]

Are you sure you can't walk out into space yourself?

I assure you I lack the ability!

[and like every other ability ever.]

I remember your brother having that ability.

[a memory in which thor punched him in the face a lot whlie in space?? ugh asgardians.]

Er ... well ... you know, Thor has many abilities that I lack.

Like flying around ... in space. I assure you I've no power of flight, either. I lack the hammer and/or proper flight-based appendages.

But you are an Asgardian, are you not?

[asgardians! breathing in space is natural to them, or so he figured since the lot of them can do it.]

[sounding a little weak now.]

Yes ...

Not all of us can do what Thor does!

[that's added quickly.]

[..........]

So you'll need air and protection from cosmic radiation, like mortal humans do?

[emphasis on mortal and human]

[i take back everything good i ever said about you.]

I would hardly find it comfortable to expand and float off into the vacuum of space! I've seen those movies! Thor has Mjolnir to protect him from that sort of painful sounding science!

I ... have ... some sort of space threads! That could be arranged.

[he was about to say "no sorcery" but he quickly shuts his mouth because this is not the time for that. it could be an upper hand one day! (it was when he was being chased with a flame-throwing trident)]

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