soul_sister: (So uh how much DO statues cost)
ACTUAL HONEY BADGER ROSETTE CHRISTOPHER ([personal profile] soul_sister) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-11-07 08:08 pm

Backdated to near the end of the zombie attack.

[The video snaps on showing an unusually contrite expression on Rosette's face. Or perhaps it's a bit more sheepish and nervous. EITHER WAY. It's not the normal bluster you may know her for.]

OKAY! So.

[A pause.]

There might have been a freak accident involving a zombie tearing open one of the walls in the shower room and those are completely closed off right now. I guess you can't get in at all, but I wouldn't try either.






...




[After some thought.]

We... probably need some mechanics. With space suits. before everyone stinks


((OOC: So yes, Rosette used a grenade inside a space station. TOTALLY FREAK ACCIDENT, and there is now a hand sized hole in the outer wall of the showers. AI has already locked the area down so there's no way to get to it from the inside to preserve the rest of the base from damage.))
maddeninghatter: is a lentil casserole (urgh ♘ my vision of hell)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has a lot of Opinions on all this, but first: ]

...do you mean to tell me you carry explosives with you at all times?
maddeninghatter: (not amused)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Demons. On the moon.

[ A long, judging sort of silence. ]
maddeninghatter: (allow me to observe)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's a point. But I'll venture to say that your explosives are at least as dangerous to you — and everybody — as any sort of creature we might find here.
maddeninghatter: I'm going to kill you (if I wait that long) (smile ♘ when this is all over...)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Ha! Ha! Did he really? Good for him~!

[ Godspeed, Chrono. ]

Now, my dear Miss Rosette, I'd like to impart to you a bit of strategy that might come in handy during future misadventures. Are you listening~?
maddeninghatter: (Default)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Now listen~! Listen closely~! When you find yourself outnumbered or outmaneuvered, what you should do is —

[ Emily chimes in: ]

RUN AWAY!!!
maddeninghatter: and his prospects are zoo animals (urgh ♘ I truly know he's a moron)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-11-09 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He waits for the inevitable indignant protestations or arguments, but....

Nothing? Really?

........

However, he very readily sorts out what the purring is. Cats on the moon, jeez. Well, there's only one thing to do, obviously.

Find Gilbert and ask him what this sound could possibly be... ]