exsilium | 02; Voice

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02; Voice

Okay, so here's the thing. I am totally not advocating any of this zombie murder going on right now. But you most of you guys are normies and that's just what you people do to monsters. I guess there's not a whole lot we can do about that.

[WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER? IS IT YOU?!!! IS IT?!!!]

Anyway. I can uh...actually speak zombie. Like the actual language. So if any of you guys want to hold up your tablet to one of them so I can catch a few groans and moans and whatever, I can tell you what they want. Maybe we can resolve this peacefully, y'know?

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They probably think we all died.

[He hummed thoughtfully.]

This base was here a long time. Maybe it was something from before we came here.

You mean something they always had up here, as a just in case?

I don't think they brought them here. They're too dangerous. They probably didn't know, or else they'd keep them locked up like before.

It would be really dumb to know they're here and just...you know, let them go around attacking all crazy like. Not when they need us apparently.

Did they say anything else? Anything about who made them like that?

Nope, not a single thing. Just assimilate and join and stuff like that.

So there's no point talking to them. What else can you do?

[Set fire to them]

Uhhhh I can throw them a few witty one liners?

That won't do anything.

[He leaned back.]

So what do we know? They're controlled by someone and they want us to join them. But for what?

I don't know, I left my evil villain handbook back home.

[That was not funny but he did not comment on it.]

I'll see if I can find anything. Stay inside, okay? I don't think they'll listen to anyone.

Yeah, yeah, dude. I'll stay put.

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