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[jackanope]

THE HUMANS HERE ARE NICE

AND THE ZOMBIES HERE ARE CRAZY!!!

EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS!!!!!!

WHY IS IT BACKWARDS

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[getoffmyearth]

I'm going to regret asking, but how is that backwards?

[jackanope]

because it is!! from where i'm from

why can't i go home ughhh

[getoffmyearth]

Hold on. Are we using the same definition of zombie? Where I'm from, that's what we call a reanimated corpse.

[jackanope]

isnt that just like

the politically correct word

[She isn't good with these things.]

[hotdate]

Tell me about it! It's so weird.

[jackanope]

oh so you understand!!!!!! how do we get home do you know

[hotdate]

Yeah, I totally get it. Humans are pretty much always dangerous where I come from.

Uhhhh that I don't know, though. Sorry.

[jackanope]

damn

i'd do anything to go home

[hotdate]

Trust me, so would I.

So what's your place like?

[jackanope]

well... what do you want to know about it? thats kind of a big question

i guess a big difference is that i seem to be the only critter here

[hotdate]

Gooood point. What sort of lives do the monsters live there? You guys got safe places to be away form the norm- humans?

You sure about that?

[nosebleeds]

how is that backwards

[jackanope]

well normally its the other way around so

backwards

[nosebleeds]

sooo you met a lot of nice zombies in ur time

[jackanope]

well they're just normal like everybody else. but they don't try to kill everyone like humans normally do

um hthe humans where i'm from i mean. not the folks here

[nosebleeds]

[...]

you DO know what zombies are right? like they die but come back to life and they're all rotten and stuff

they go GUHHHH because they can't talk anymore n all they care about are brains

[jackanope]

yes i know what a zombie is. jeez.

i think the zombies you know are just different from our zombies

[nosebleeds]

yeah no kidding

i wanna meet ur zombies they sound fun

[justgo]

[We can talk about how there's a lot more you haven't said about where you're from later, but.]

Where are you?

i finished last of us this weekend and my heart is gone and dead

[jackanope]

my room...

are you okay?

yes come join me there's only a cold space where my heart used to be

[justgo]

Fine as I can be.
You run into any problems?

[jackanope]

no, not me, personally. but it's scary. i'm just staying in my room

[hiding like always, in other words.]

[justgo]

Smart plan. Got everything you need in there?
Food, supplies?

[jackanope]

ummmmm, well, i dont have any food right now

i am realzing ive forgot to eat

[justgo]

How long's it been since your last meal?