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[keep_smiling]

Hello everyone!! (*☌ᴗ☌)｡ How are you all? I hope everyone is working hard and keeping their spirits up. Just remember to keep a smile on your face. Things are hard right now, but that's no reason to frown!! Just the opposite. Smiling will make you feel better, and make the people around you smile too! They're contagious, you know (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

I was wondering if anyone needed any help with missions! I'm willing to join people on almost anything. I could use some fresh air and sunshine. I'd be glad to come along and help you with something! /o/

I know a lot of new people have shown up while we've been on the moon base. I would like to meet you all! My name is Elmer C. Albatross and I am your Chief Morale Officer.

Oh, before I forget!! Just because we got displaced doesn't mean I'm cancelling the talent competition. As soon as we're back on the surface and things get smoothed out, I'll announce a new date. In the meanwhile, you can keep yourself occupied by practicing for your portion!! It should be lots of fun!! ( ° ᴗ°)~♡

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not here also sorry lol

[lazyinlove]

[Yeah, he definitely still hates you.]

[keep_smiling]

[You're not alone in that boat, Stan]

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[ebonwing]

...Chief Morale Officer? Is that really a position here?

[ Yeah he's kind of incredulous about it. Their own army didn't really need morale boosts thanks to their love for the king, but... well, if it works it works. He's still kind of unsure about it and vaguely suspects that it's a self-proclaimed title. ]

[keep_smiling]

It is ever since I made it! Keeping up troop morale is very important, you know.

[ebonwing]

[ ...called it. ]

And in order to do that, what duties do you perform?

[ He's 90% still extremely unsure and 10% weirdly curious... ]

[keep_smiling]

I do whatever it takes to get a smile on the face of each and every one of my fellow transports! It's something I have a lot of experience in. ~(＾□＾~)

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[beardedflannel]

The hell are those things you put at the end of your sentences?

[keep_smiling]

All kinds of happy faces, of course! You know, sometime I should write up a cheat sheet on them sometime, since I get so many questions about them. (ﾉ^_^)ﾉ

[beardedflannel]

Happy faces? Weird faces is more like it.

[keep_smiling]

You have to keep them fresh and interesting! (=^w^=) It's a good way to spruce up a post.

[snowghoul]

This post, you try much too hard.

[You could've said it all in much less words, bud]

[keep_smiling]

Why do you say that?

[Even in text form, Elmer never shuts up.]

[snowghoul]

Not needing so many words to convey message.

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[deathsought]

I appreciate the offer, but it is best if I do missions alone, if I participate at all.

[keep_smiling]

Where's the fun in that? And don't you need any supplies or at least some time off the base? There's a whole big bright timeline out there to visit! ヽ(^o^)

[deathsought]

Fun isn't what concerns me. I'd be needlessly putting others, including other transports, at risk. The tool that the Initiative gave me helps contain my magic, but it isn't perfect.

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[affectate]

Chief Morale Officer, Sir? Does such a position truly exist in this place?

[keep_smiling]

It does now because I made it up! But you can't argue that we don't need one.

[affectate]

All right! That does make sense, I believe.

As for our need for one, I could not say! Does the morale of this place suffer heavily, Sir?

[fintastic]

You s)(ould come wit)( me!
I want to get some fun t)(ings for people to do.
I know t)(e missions are important and all but people need SOMET)(ING to keep t)(em )(appy.
And I could definitely use a )(uman opinion on t)(ings!

[keep_smiling]

I would be honored! I agree completely. And I will do my best to offer my opinions as a human, or close-enough-to-a-human-anyway! Is there any place you'd like to go in particular?

[fintastic]

In t)(e two t)(ousands, -Eart)( time, because I remember it best.
A big city would be nice!
It would be easy to get money or trade t)(ings t)(ere for w)(at we need.

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[observesthings]

T-Talent competition?

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[keep_smiling]

That's right! I had been planning one before the whole nuclear mess. With people here from all over the universe, I bet there's lots of talents for everyone to share! Plus, it'll give something for people some entertainment and fun. Something to smile about!

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[observesthings]

W-Well, um... I'm good at darts, but that's it.