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[bloodthirsts]

Hello.

[On screen is a pleasant looking young woman with short blonde hair and red eyes that might be dimly glowing, or is that a trick of the light? Something about the way she's speaking - in a clear English accent - has the air of someone who's practiced this speech beforehand.]

My name is Seras Victoria, it's my first time addressing the network here so nice to meet you all.

I'd like to talk about another particular issue of resources on the moon, though this resource is er... a little different from the others.

Some of you may be aware that werewolves aren't the only supernatural creatures living among you. Some of us are vampires.

[She won't name any names, respecting the privacy of those who would rather not publically announce what they are.]

I'm asking if anyone here would be willing to volunteer to donate blood specifically for the vampire population. There would be no biting involved Jan and it would never more than once a week, depending on how many people volunteer.

[Seras smiles hopefully.]

I know it's possible that we could make a supply run to a hospital or blood bank somewhere using the transport system but I'd rather not take it from where it might damage lives. We could do with getting the medical equipment to collect and store the blood however. Bags and a fridge for example. If anyone with medical knowledge could help that would be appreciated.

To any other vampires out there, I know a couple of you but if you'd like to contact me, privately if you wish, to have access to whatever we manage to organise, please do.

[Added on later to the post]

Erm, when I said once a week, it would really be a month. My mistake.

Comments

perma!!

[liprings]

What, you don't wanna hear all about how conscientious and shit I been here?

[bloodthirsts]

I'm surprised you even know what that word means.

And I really, really doubt it.

[liprings]

Luke taught me that one.

[liprings]

And fuck you it's true! I'm goddamn hungry now for my efforts, and gettin' real fucking tired of it.

[bloodthirsts]

[Seras scowls at him.]

You'll get some blood but you'll get it my way. In a bag, out of a fridge.

[Because as much as she dislikes him he's a bigger risk starving, regardless of any curses he's under.]

[liprings]

Seriously? How the fuck d'you live with yourself?

[bloodthirsts]

It's nowhere near as bad as you're making it out to be.

[liprings]

It so fucking is. Oh, shit — does Big Red eat like that too? Haha! Fuck, tell me he does!

[bloodthirsts]

Have you even tried it?

[She's back to being exasperated, it's a small improvement.]

Do you think Hellsing would really allow us to go round eating people?

[liprings]

[ snooooorts. as he IGNORES THAT FIRST QUESTION ]

That's fucked up. Not even the sinning heathens?

[bloodthirsts]

Oh shut up. At least he doesn't whine about it.

And God no, not even them.

[liprings]

Wish I could tell Luke that Big Red does blood outta a sippy cup! Shit, he'd reevaluate all that hero-worship real fast.

[bloodthirsts]

You wouldn't say that to his face.

I think your brother rethought his hero worship by the end anyway.