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[ And here appears the face of an elf, one with short and dark hair scattered with braids, tattoos swirling across her face and around her large, almost insect-like green eyes. Her smile is awkward, only half there as aware as she is that it's a poor time to smile. ]

Hello there. This is Merrill again, um. I suppose it has been some time, but then I haven't had anything worth saying. And then I did, perhaps, but it didn't seem a good time. Is it ever a good time? Well, near half a million people have been destroyed despite our best efforts. That doesn't seem like a good time.

I am sorry. Especially to those who were from there. So sorry.

But I cannot put off this question any longer. My curiosity has gotten the best of me, and maybe a distraction would not be out of place for a short amount of time. [ She clears her throat and taps a fingertip to her lower lip, near pouting. ] I suppose a joke or story would be better in that case, but there I go again with my poor sense of timing.

In any case, does anyone here know of the Chimera Project? [ The petite elf holds up a small booklet, or thick leaflet, however you choose to see it. The title is clear as day. It's stained with something, though... ] I regret to say that...ale spilled all over it in the drastic move, sorry about the appearance. But I would like to hear if any Transports or even Initiative employees know of this.

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Isn't it strange? Even now, with our friends here...our Thedas is still the most similar. Our Kirkwall, and our Hawke.

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[ ooc; Sorry I might be slow on tagging back some threads until I hear more about the pamphlet thingy. Will get to them ASAP! ]

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Well, they do as much as any animal would, I suppose. But I wouldn't call them sentient like a human or elf.

Oh, I should think they would at least be as smart as a mabari.

A mabari?

Oh, they're incredibly intelligent hounds! Sentient, I think.

Oh, well...maybe. I didn't really study monsters all that much beyond fighting them.

[I would make a terrible Pokemon Professor...]

They're just intelligent, gifted animals, is all I meant to say. We have one here, I'm sure you would like him. Playing with a dog is one way to get to know them!

Ahaha...I might pass for now, thanks.

But anyway, I guess my world's Chimera isn't even close to what the UE's talking about.

Well I am not so very surprised by this, in fact, after having seen so much of alternate worlds and races in such a short amount of time.

Did you know that I have a friend here who is a woman but is in fact a man, do you understand? Also, he's quite a bit nicer. She, she.

Edited (shut up merrill) 2013-10-21 03:39 (UTC)

- Uhhhh.

[Vat da fuq]

No! I...didn't know that! Do you mean...your friend's a man who dresses up like a woman?

No no, I mean she is a he. Where I hail from.

A man who dresses up like a woman! Well, I shouldn't laugh, I have indeed seen this. [ Blooming Rose why. ] But Hawke dressing up as a woman, by the Dread Wolf, he would cut your head from your shoulders for even saying such a thing! Oh, I'm sorry. Your head shouldn't be lopped off.

I bet Isabela could convince him to dress as a woman. She can convince men to do anything. [ ISABELA, HER GODDESS... ]

Isabela? Another friend of yours?

Annnd okay, got it. No suggesting to Hawke that he dresses up like a woman. [Even if he...is one? Wait no, that's not right. Where she hails from?] But you mean...he's a guy where you're from but...became a woman when he- she came here?

[....]

[Yeah he is never complaining about his arrival here again]

Yes yes. Aha, see now if you were a woman in Thedas, I believe you would be Isabela's sister! [ Does she have one who whatever. THIS IS A HIGH FUCKING COMPLIMENT YOU'RE WELCOME. ] Your skin would be darker...and so would your hair...

[ What's he--oh yeah, Hawke!!! ]

Oh, yes, yes.

[ SORT-OF-NOT-REALLY-SUBTLY NODS HER HEAD TO THE LEFT. ]

Really? [a beat] I'm gonna take that as very flattering, thank you!

[OH...HE TRIES LOOKING OVER AT HER LEFT, THOUGH DOESN"T HELP THAT HER FEED ONLY SHOWS SO MUCH]

[ WELL SHE'S NODDING TO THE MINIMIZED PICTURE OF HAWKE'S FEED WHICH OF COURSE MEANS SHE'S NODDING TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, okay Merrill is still learning how to technology. ]

Oh, you can't see! Well, I will introduce you in person when I can.

Hahaha...oh no worries!

[Yep, so looking at that vehement no below]</small? I think she found me already.

[ Just kind of giggles. Hawke. B) ]

No.

No?

I'm not a man who dresses up like a woman. [ MAKER'S BREATH, MERRILL. ]

Oh...okay.

[...]

Did your weapon turn you into a girl then?

[ sdhewrhrjdshfjkgf ] It didn't. My weapon has nothing to do with this. [ EXASPERATED SIGH. ] I. am. a. woman. How hard is that to understand?!

Hey don't ask me! You sound like a woman to me, a very fine woman! It's just...Merrill said you were a guy.

[ fuck her life. ] Merrill remembers me... as a guy ─ but I'm not, and I don't know why. It is probably because of something weird like different realities.

Oh you mean like the alternate timeline deals?

Yes, that! [ sounds about right, not that she knows much to do with alternate timelines. ]

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