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make a new plan, Stan. ([personal profile] lazyinlove) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-10-04 12:50 pm
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anyone got a lot of tuna?

or some old newspaper

and some really small dresses?
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[personal profile] irritating 2013-10-05 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
wow kid you sure are dedicated to the pussy arent you

[ She can't even tell what they're really talking about so she figures she's just gonna go ahead and say stupid shit. ]
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[personal profile] lazyinlove 2013-10-05 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[See, he can't answer that one honestly with a little kid sitting next to him, so it's time to rephrase this situation.]

I try to look out for my friends. And maybe talking squirrels I guess. That was a one time thing.
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[personal profile] irritating 2013-10-05 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
fuck talking squirrels thats stupid
guess the friends thing is nice though, but seriously forget the squirrels unless youre like starving and there aint shit all else to eat
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[personal profile] lazyinlove 2013-10-05 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I make it a rule to not eat things that talk.
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[personal profile] irritating 2013-10-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
so kill it first so its not talking while you eat it duh
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[personal profile] lazyinlove 2013-10-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
in case you don't know this that's kind of fucked up.
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[personal profile] irritating 2013-10-06 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
well clearly youve never been lost in a fuckin magic forest before
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[personal profile] lazyinlove 2013-10-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
what

No...have you??

did you eat a talking squirrel

[Holy shit.]
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[personal profile] irritating 2013-10-06 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
no i killed it first it wasnt talking anymore

course its also totally possible it didnt actually talk in the first place because those berries were actually hallucinogens like most of the faerie forest fauna but the point is the talking didnt save the little guy
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[personal profile] lazyinlove 2013-10-07 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
what berries?

[Forget the squirrel, now this is interesting.]
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