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[lazyinlove]

anyone got a lot of tuna?

or some old newspaper

and some really small dresses?

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[lazyinlove]

I'll show you if you have the stuff.

[motherofnemesis]

none of the above. doesn't seem like stuff that would have made it onto the 'must save' list for people.

[lazyinlove]

yeah...let me know if you hear anyone has some. we'll figure out a trade. promise.

[motherofnemesis]

yeah sure
don't blow anything up with it

[lazyinlove]

with tuna? I'll try not to.

[motherofnemesis]

you never know with explosions

[lazyinlove]

you do if you're a pyrotechnics guy

I'm not btw

[motherofnemesis]

speaking as a pyrotechnics person
no you still don't know

[lazyinlove]

ok that's pretty cool

but why not?

[motherofnemesis]

explosives are unpredictable. you've got to be delicate with them

[lazyinlove]

so chemistry class is kind of a lie?

[motherofnemesis]

chemistry class is baby steps
it's the big leagues that are fun

[lazyinlove]

what do u usually blow up?

or set on fire idk

[motherofnemesis]

the usual things that need blowing up

buildings, areas that need clearing, etc.

[lazyinlove]

that's already done around here. they leveled half the city a few months ago.

[motherofnemesis]

really? i hadn't noticed

[lazyinlove]

good thing you've got me around to point it out?

[motherofnemesis]

yeah man you're incredibly helpful. so glad to have you around.

[lazyinlove]

nothin? tough crowd.

[motherofnemesis]

i'm not much of a joker

[lazyinlove]

it's ok i'm not relly funny anyway

[motherofnemesis]

helpful. we can both be terrible at it and it'll work out fine.

[lazyinlove]

deal