VOICE

[ancilla]

--Ah, good, I believe I've managed to coerce this connection to work properly. Splendid.

[ hello everyone! a rather measured voice of a man is apparently addressing the network this fine evening! he doesn't seem particularly startled... ]

Hello. I've received all the proper information regarding this ... lovely situation we've all somehow gotten into. It's quite remarkable, all things considered.

[ there's no pause for breath, no sound of shuffling... he must be a rather well-practiced speaker!! ]

After some review of this network, I realize Mr. Stark resides among us, is that correct? Sir, if you can hear me, please respond. I'm quite disoriented. [ was he being serious? hard to tell. ]

In the extremely likely situation in which Mr. Stark disregards my message, I would appreciate anyone capable of garnering his attention to do so. I apologize for the trouble.

Comments

permaudio + permalocked.

[wolfchild]

Why do you want him?

saaaame

[ancilla]

I wish to go over rescheduling his various appointments, given the circumstances.

[wolfchild]

Who are you to do that?

[text]

[anotheryosuke]

um cant you just message him directly
i mea its a little harder and dont get even one letter wrong for the address but
whose a mr stark anyway

[ancilla]

Ah, is that so? Forgive me, I'm still getting used to this interface. Perhaps it would be more prudent to do that instead.

[ then again, he liked the chance to bust tony's balls a little. secretly. ]

His name is Anthony Stark. "Tony," as he prefers to be addressed.

[anotheryosuke]

it might be eeasier to find him at least!!
ive never heard of him though are you sure hes here

text

[lazyinlove]

you work for that guy?

VOICE

[ancilla]

Yes, I do. I presume you know of him?

[lazyinlove]

[Sure, why not.]

He was around once trying to figure out who worked for him. That's all I know about it.

[Video]

[irrationalprogramming]

Cool! I'm not the only AI Exile anymore.

VOICE

[ancilla]

Ah, a fellow program? It's quite a pleasure; I haven't the chance to interact with many.

My name is JARVIS. How may I address you?

[irrationalprogramming]

You can call me *Mute! Chief security officer on the generation ship Mugunghwa. I haven't actually had many options to interact with other AIs myself!

voice;

[getoffmyearth]

Stark, as in Tony?

[He might live in space but even they know who Iron Man is.]

VOICE

[ancilla]

Yes, that is correct. Have you any inclination as to where he might be?

VOICE

[getoffmyearth]

"Around" is the best I've got. He hasn't left, to my knowledge, but I don't keep tabs on him. Let me know if you find him, though, I might have something to ask him too. Unless Sue catches him first.

audio

[occlusion]

This Mr. Stark must be your boss, I assume.

VOICE

[ancilla]

Yes, that is correct.

audio

[occlusion]

[ pause. ]

Perhaps you should have a stern talking-to with your boss.

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

Stark's around here somewhere, though if you're actually trying to get something out of him - good luck.

[someone does not have high expectations for Tony here]

[ancilla]

You speak as if you know him quite personally, yet I have no recollection of your file... Who might you be?

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

Nathan Summers. And I don't know him personally, exactly - just had enough run-ins. Sort of. Multiverses and all.

[Who has not realized JARVIS is an AI and not a polite old man in this incarnation? This X-Man right here]

text.

[motherofnemesis]

what do you want with him

VOICE

[ancilla]

I am his personal assistant.

video;

[worldswillburn]

Yeah, it was really remarkable how the entire city was nuked.

Re: video;

[ancilla]

Unfortunate, but to be expected during a time of conflict, is it not?