002 // simple solutions

[ultragorgeous]

[He smiles a bit, sitting back from the screen for a moment.]

So, it seems that we'll be leaving this place. Some of you seem...upset.

Not I! I am quite pleased to be rid of this place. But if it bothers you that much, I, the great GENIUS Dist the Rose, propose this:

Given the right materials, I could begin making replicas. In fact, I could even replicate the entire island. If we bring one Exile with us, I could make many more from them. You see? It matters not if I make a hundred or a hundred thousand! We could simply repopulate the island!

[He folds his hands in his lap, pleased.]

It's a simple solution, directly from the mind of a genius. You may thank me now.

Comments

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[irritating]

What the hell kinda materials can you even use to build a bunch of working humans?

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[ultragorgeous]

If you need to ask, I don't think you'd truly understand.

Mostly materials for the machines.

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[irritating]

Okay, so how do the machines build a bunch of workin' humans?

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[ultragorgeous]

I doubt you would understand even if I explained it!

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[irritating]

Hey I could be a fuckin' mechanical genius for all you know. [ she's not, but ] You sound like a scientist but people buildin' sounds kinda like magic shit. Unless you're makin' mechanical people - is that what you're plannin'?

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[ultragorgeous]

If you were such a genius, you'd clearly understand the elegance of my plan!

That was not my plan, but now that you mention it...

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[irritating]

Sounds more like a messy plan that an elegant one t'me.

Yeah well wouldn't machines be easier to build anyway? Since they, y'know, don't have fuckin' internal organs and shit to deal with?

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[ultragorgeous]

My only concern is that not too many are as fond of elegant machines like I am! They long to be surrounded by people and I have no idea why.