002 // simple solutions

[ultragorgeous]

[He smiles a bit, sitting back from the screen for a moment.]

So, it seems that we'll be leaving this place. Some of you seem...upset.

Not I! I am quite pleased to be rid of this place. But if it bothers you that much, I, the great GENIUS Dist the Rose, propose this:

Given the right materials, I could begin making replicas. In fact, I could even replicate the entire island. If we bring one Exile with us, I could make many more from them. You see? It matters not if I make a hundred or a hundred thousand! We could simply repopulate the island!

[He folds his hands in his lap, pleased.]

It's a simple solution, directly from the mind of a genius. You may thank me now.

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[fintastic]

Well for one, there would only be the same person over and over, and no one wants to be a clone. And two, the island isn't even going to be habitable after the bomb. It would just be easier to try and fix it with time travel.

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[ultragorgeous]

We'll just replicate it elsewhere, then!

[No comment about the inhabitant yet.]

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[fintastic]

Everywhere else is just as bad too though, that's why we don't live there already!

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[ultragorgeous]

Hmph, these sound like the excuses of someone who cannot visualize my great plan!

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[fintastic]

No, I just do not think you are that much of a genius is all!

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[ultragorgeous]

Er...what?

I AM FAR MORE A GENIUS THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE!!!!

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[fintastic]

Okay, but your plan is really really bad! Maybe you should rethink it.

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[ultragorgeous]

[HE HOWLS]

IT IS NOT! IT IS ELEGANT AND FLAWLESS!!!

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[fintastic]

If I can tell what's wrong with it, it is probably neither of those! Sorry.

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[ultragorgeous]

You simply do not understand! Clearly, you're far too simple to grasp my genius!!!

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[fintastic]

I understand, you want us to give you all of our resources so that we can bring one guy up to the moon and clone him a bunch of times, and he probably won't even like being cloned, and then we'll just have a whole ton of the same guy over and over again. What's not to understand?