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[thats_brutal]

[Nathan frowns, a little confused as he takes a sip of his beer. He stares at the comm for a moment as if thinking about what he wants to say. Who knows, it might be profound and important and put everything in perspective and...]

Why the fuck's everyone talking about the moon?

[... ooooooor it could just show how little he actually pays attention to things.]

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[dawningsun]

I see you cannot be bothered to look for information yourself. I'd suggest reading the network a but more closely.

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[thats_brutal]

[He shrugs]

Why the fuck would I do that when I can just ask you douchebags?

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[dawningsun]

Charming.

Not only are you willfully ignorant, you're lazy, as well. This network is not here to feed you information that is clearly available. Please save us all some time by reading instead of sending pointless messages.

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[thats_brutal]

If it's so pointless why did you reply instead of just ignoring it. Answer: You're a dildo.

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[dawningsun]

Have you quite exhausted your vocabulary, yet? I'll admit, you've quite the grasp of language- I'm nearly convinced you're a simpleton.

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[thats_brutal]

[He narrowed his eyes]

If you don't like the way I talk you can just shut this thing off.

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[dawningsun]

Ah, but then I would miss your charming company.

[ninjamanager]

[a few minutes later - if that - Charles is at his door. no knock, no nothing.] Just start packing, Nathan. Trust me on this. We need to leave, it's not safe here, anymore.

[thats_brutal]

[sup, Charles. He doesn't even react to the fact that the other man didn't even knock. What? This isn't unusual He does this shit all the time.]

Why?

[ninjamanager]

We're going to be under attack again, soon. And this time going underground won't be enough. I'm not certain, but I think they're going to nuke the island like a hot pocket.

[thats_brutal]

Whoa. That's brutal.

[And yet he's not moving. Why isn't he moving? We don't know.]

[ninjamanager]

Yes. Yes it is.

I'd start packing now if I were you.

[thats_brutal]

[Still not moving]

How long are we gonna have to be on the moon?

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[luxuresombre]

Because that is where we have to go. The moon, of all places. Apparently you haven't been paying attention...

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[thats_brutal]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnope. Why the hell do we have to go?

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[luxuresombre]

Because otherwise, we will be vaporized in a nuclear explosion.

[Well, she has no idea what a nuclear explosion is, but it sounds bad.]

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[thats_brutal]

[waitwhat? Really?]

That's brutal. Is everyone gonna fit or do any of these assholes have to stay behind and have their faces melted off?

[luxuresombre]

[Tilts her head very slightly, considering the question.]

No. I believe that only the native residents will be subject to face-melting.

[thats_brutal]

Whoa. [a pause] Can we watch?

[luxuresombre]

I suppose so, though I don't see why anyone would desire that.

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[astraia]

Apparently we're going there. [Such a grimace.]

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[thats_brutal]

Why the fuck would we go to the moon?

[No really he dun get it]

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[astraia]

Because the city is going to be destroyed. [Her voice strains, but it doesn't crack.]

They're going to save us, but not the Exiles.

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[thats_brutal]

Brutal.

[he pauses. What's wrong with your voice, psychic lady? He can't imagine why anything might be wrong.]

Guess they shoulda built their own moon base.