set message parameters: {all} | September 21st, 1400

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Attention end user group Transports. Attention end user group Transports.

Evacuation procedures are now in progress. All capable and able pilots of spacecraft are requested to report immediately to the Hold. The first shipment of supplies and end user group Transports to the Moon Base will begin in 240 minutes. The space ship will return from the Moon Base approximately 480 minutes later. The next shipment of end user group Transports and supplies must be ready for loading at that time.

Please bring necessities only. Each end user is requested to limit themselves to no more than 45.35 kilograms of their essential materials. Less is strongly encouraged.

Comments

[text] [AIs unite]

[irrationalprogramming]

Not to get complicated here, but do I count as supplies or personnel? Because I can't exactly walk myself to the ship.

introduces to jarvis, all have an ai tea party

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Both, if you have a physical operating unit. One will be required for transit.

[irrationalprogramming]

I'm operating from an AI Core that's sitting in Initiative storage. If the Core isn't getting shipped, then I can decompile myself for transfer to a different system.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Count me in for the first shipment. Once I'm up there I can teleport back to get more supplies up and down.

... That gives me an idea, actually...

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Affirmative. Relocate to the Hold A.S.A.P. Members of Administrative group Initiative will give further instruction upon arrival.

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

I'll be there for ferry duty.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Affirmative. Expression of gratitude appropriate to end user's cultural background inserted here:

Thank you.

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

'Welcome. Be easier if we had more ships, but... [sigh, such is life]

[pilot]

I said we needed more ships. [ han, pls. ]

Han Solo. I bet I can cut that return time down.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

No one is interested in bets, End User Solo. Only results.

Please report to the main Hold as soon as possible.

[pilot]

Trust me. It'll be a result.

voice;

[tragicomedienne]

[She sounds stuffy and weak-voiced, not that Ai cares because AIS DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS.]

Why even bother...? They might as well leave those of us who aren't robots or whatever here...

Who's going to move the supplies when we're up there?

There's nothing I can do here.

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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

If these questions are existential, AI recommend seeking a practitioner of some version of faith. If your faith is in science, the results will speak for themselves.

When all members of end user group Transports is present on the Moon Base, they will be responsible for the movement of supplies. If there is nothing End User can do here, then go there.

[voice]

[highfrequency]

[He sounds disgruntled.]

You...

Did you have any idea this was gonna happen?

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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

There was no reason to indicate a break with reigning precedence. It is incorrect to say this possibility did not arise in any calculations.

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[buttpunch]

Hi--um, Ai? I had a question! If I have live vegetable plants, would there be some way to move them all to the base? Is there any space for that?

They're doing okay, so it seems like a waste not to use them...

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

These plants are within containers? AI suggest securing them in packing boxes for the duration of the trip. Netting should be adequate to hold them in place during transit. As many will be fit in as is reasonably possible. What inventory do you have?

[stillbetter]

You're serious. This is really happening.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

AI have yet to develop a consistent sense of humor. This is accurate information. The end user group Transport population will be relocated to the moon.

[ninjamanager]

In case anyone reading this is wondering, 45.35 kilograms is just shy of 100 pounds.

AI, will you be needing assistance with coordination at the evacuation site?

[since he's still in tactical mode from the rescue missions, anyway ... might as well keep going]

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Assistance is appreciated. AI currently have a basic system running on the Moon Base, and as necessitated through the emergent nature of the evacuation proceedings, minimal staff will be present. Transport assistance in coordinating their movements will be of benefit to the whole.

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[trustycrowbar]

What about armaments? I have a hazard suit that weighs more or less exactly that.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The weight limit is universal. AI suggest seeking alternate means of transportation for this hazard suit should you wish to bring it with you to the Moon Base. AI highly recommend other necessities first.

Audio

[maddeninghatter]

I've got a question. If a person were to depart on a mission now, and return after the transfer to the moon is complete - would they finish their return journey on the moonbase?

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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

PLEASE INDICATE WHICH TYPE OF TEXT TO VOICE INTERFACE IS MOST PLEASING TO YOUR EARS.

( strangely there's nothing else for now, AI just has learned since Aurican's days. )