weapabilities: (checking my phoooone)
Drift ([personal profile] weapabilities) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-09-11 06:26 am

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[ Ahh yes, here he is again, your resident robot. ]

Since there seems to be an influx of new people suddenly, I'd like to extend my invitation for a free living space to all. My name is Drift. I've been fixing up this old building, I assume it was a factory of some kind. I find myself at a surplus of empty rooms.

Anyone is welcome to stay here long term or short term, you will have a room of your own, privacy and my protection as you are under my roof.

I only ask that you are peaceful and do not disturb the others living here.

That said, if anyone would like to donate any human-sized beds or furnishings, I would be very grateful, as I am not asking money of anyone who stays.

If you have any questions or would like to come stay here, don't hesitate to ask. I don't bite.
anotheryosuke: (Do you feel the pheromones yet--)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-13 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shhhh, he's usually not this bad but come on GIANT ROBOTS. Also warzone. It's enough to make anyone a little twitchy.]

Have you ever met a kid who wasn't a fan of robots?

[...]

Well, I mean, you know what I mean. Maybe. Hey, if you're not a technical robot what kinda robot are you?
anotheryosuke: (Let's put it in now.)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-13 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, well, of course there's gonna be mixed reactions. But humans can get used to anything! [He is living this particular bit of human quirkiness right now.] Just as long as you don't step on anybody, everything should be fine! Ah, but I can't speak for adults, of course.

[There's the sound of surreptitious headscratching as he digests the rest.]

So you're a robot, but you're alive. Seems pretty simple to me! Well, I've never heard of it before, but that goes for 'bout 90% of everything here.
anotheryosuke: (Do you feel the pheromones yet--)

[personal profile] anotheryosuke 2013-09-18 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you definitely look like you'd be bigger than a piano, and nobody wants those dropping on their head, either. Just kidding!

[He's joking, he's definitely joking, even though he would probably think twice if he were actually standing in Drift's shadow but whatever ROBOTCAM NOW.]

It's nothing, it's nothing. If somebody can't accept a giant awesome-looking robot at face value they're probably just lame.