weapabilities: (checking my phoooone)
Drift ([personal profile] weapabilities) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-09-11 06:26 am

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[ Ahh yes, here he is again, your resident robot. ]

Since there seems to be an influx of new people suddenly, I'd like to extend my invitation for a free living space to all. My name is Drift. I've been fixing up this old building, I assume it was a factory of some kind. I find myself at a surplus of empty rooms.

Anyone is welcome to stay here long term or short term, you will have a room of your own, privacy and my protection as you are under my roof.

I only ask that you are peaceful and do not disturb the others living here.

That said, if anyone would like to donate any human-sized beds or furnishings, I would be very grateful, as I am not asking money of anyone who stays.

If you have any questions or would like to come stay here, don't hesitate to ask. I don't bite.
irritating: (✗ -- excuse you)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-12 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Can machines bite? Don't you just smash the shit outta things? [ Sorry Drift, you have another person here who is a little hung up on the robot thing. ]
irritating: (✗ -- wait hold the phone)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Elegant. What, you the kind of talking machine who likes to throw tea parties and give away free stuff outta the goodness of your heart? [ A beat. ] Do you even have a heart? What the fuck how does that work?! What's it made of? [ She does actually sound curious, even if she's being totally rude and intrusive about it. ]
irritating: (✗ -- me me me listen to me)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-12 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Never been a fan of knights, stuck up fuckin' lot with their ~honour~ and law upholding or whatever, but shit sakes a mechanical knight! The folk of the future have been damn busy buildin' away, huh? How'd they do the energy thing, is that magic?
irritating: (✗ -- ignorance is your new best friend)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well every knight I've ever run into's been an asshole.

[ Clearly that explanation went right over her head, because she is now eying him rather intently. ] Some mechanical genius built you and gave you an energy heart to feel all sorts of feelings and shit with, how isn't that magic?
irritating: (✗ -- like omg what a dick right)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be fair, Apollo is a shit disturber so she probably deserved it. In any case she forgets about her distaste for knights in favour of going on to blurt out, ] God what how, what are you!! [ Because she is nosy and must know. ]
irritating: (✗ -- wait hold the phone)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. [ She stops asking a million questions now, instead sitting there looking thoughtful for a moment. ] Wow. Some people back home think my species is fuckin' weird with our gryphon thing, but goddamn they'd flip their shit if they ever got a load of your crazy metal ass.
irritating: (✗ -- whatcha thinkin about)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-13 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not entirely! But I'm uh, reeeeally watered down so I'm mostly human. Got these though! [ She turns around for a moment and fluffs out a little pair of owl-like wings that had previously been tucked in against her back. They're a complete mess with feathers sticking out every which way and half of the left wing is physically gone, but they're definitely wings nonetheless. ] The full blood folk got proper wings and other animal shit but y'know I gotta say, I'm kinda glad I don't have a tail.
irritating: (✗ -- creepin on you)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-13 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
They used to be cooler when they were actually all there. [ His enthusiasm makes her grin and laugh then, clearly entertained by his little metallic not-wings. ]

We're called Gryps, some kinda humanlike descendant of the original gryphons. What happened between then and now not a soul knows but I mean, hello we're here now so who gives a shit!
irritating: (✗ -- back to the same old)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, I never could. Too much human in me, my wings turned out too small so they ain't built for flyin' anyway. My grampa's got the proper Gryp wings though, he can fly! Or I dunno, he's as old as the damn sun now and they might not work anymore, but they used to.

Gryphons are part lion, part eagle and all big and powerful! Hard to find now, but there's gotta still be a few out there somewhere.
irritating: (✗ -- let em wonder)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-15 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, bit longer than humans anyway. Most of the full bloods have no problem gettin' past one hundred but I dunno about us hybrids.

[ At the last question, Apollo shrugs. ] Fuck if I know. Mysterious bunch, been drivin' history people nuts for ages.
irritating: (✗ -- i could be your girl)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-15 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. [ She sits there thinking about how best to describe her upbringing before finally settling on something. ] Had my grampa and my sisters, but lookin' at the past ain't ever been a hobby.

What the fuck about you then, huh? If nobody built you and you aren't magic then how'd you talking, feelings guys get here?
irritating: (✗ -- like omg what a dick right)

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[personal profile] irritating 2013-09-18 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. I... guess so? [ Oh god she's actually trying to think about something this is too weird abandon ship. ] Whatever, you're a living alien machine from another planet and there we go, life mystery solved! I mean, there's probably weirder shit out there than that anyway, yeah?

Always cool to meet a freak of nature though! [ She says that as though it's a compliment. ] What'd you say your name was again? Swift?