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[doubleoohbaby]

[Here's the voice of a possibly familiar British gent. Some may know him as a Transport from the past, others may recognise the iconic charm, while plenty may well just think he sounds like a total dick. All would be correct. Whatever your thought, he's back, masterfully managing a tone of smug disinterest as he addresses the community as a whole.]

Looks like the Initiative are still up to their usual tricks. Can't really blame them for wanting me back. [He is perfect, after all.

A beat, thoughtful, as if he's considering his words, briefly wondering on whether to use this opportunity to chase up on facts and information only to settle with a conceited:]

Miss me?

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[celestial_wizard]

[ The voice is genuinely curious and not at all meant to be insulting or anything because -- well she didn't know the guy! Also jeez his question, Wow.]

You were here before? How long ago?

[doubleoohbaby]

[It's okay, he'll pretend to be insulted anyway. You're welcome.]

Long enough to be forgotten, apparently.

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[workout]

[ we'll go with option c, total dick. luckily scott's not here to judge. ]

You left?

[ as in: hey me too, but it probably just sounds like a blunt dismissal of bond's closing remark. ]

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Wise choice, kiddo.]

And came back. Not by choice, I might add.

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[alittlesweptup]

[The voice is familiar, though he'll be damned if he can quite put his finger on it.]

There and back again eh? Welcome back to paradise, mate.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Oh, but Bond recognises that voice all too easily. Not exactly many cockney types hanging around on this network.]

Mm, something like that. Still here then?

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[givetheslip]

They sent you home and took you back, did they? Is it true that you don't recall any of the time spent here once you've left?

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[doubleoohbaby]

I don't know, I can't remember.

[See, it's a joke.]

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[gevurah]

[ Wait, the ID on the tablet says James Bond.

That's a joke, right? ]

Most people never seem this chipper to be back.

audio / a-okay with me! c:

[doubleoohbaby]

No point in complaining about that which cannot be undone. [Don't even ask.]

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[keep_smiling]

[HELLO FELLOW BRIT. Hmm, this is interesting!] "Wanting you back"? Where were you, then?

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[doubleoohbaby]

[It's good to be with his own kind.]

I was here. Then I wasn't. Now I am again.

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[fishnetted]

Who?

[ But he sounds yummy. ]

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[doubleoohbaby]

Me.

[He's also totally helpful.]

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[senseandcecilbility]

[This butler certainly has a British accent. His complete lack of recognition is probably related to the fact that he comes from the nineteenth century. He too is leaning towards the third option, though he would rather not judge too quickly.]

Sir, am I right to assume you were sent back home and then summoned once more?

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Wow, it's like Jeeves, except less like Stephen Fry.]

Summoned almost implies they asked first.

[pride_of_amarcia]

Don't even know ya, so, nope!

*Well, that was awfully blunt.*

[doubleoohbaby]

Probably for the better.

[itstotallyaliens]

Wait, you mean - you were here before, and you left?

There's a story I've gotta hear.

[doubleoohbaby]

Well. I was here before, and then I left. And now I'm back. [Cool story, bro.]

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[gamora]

( gamora recognizes that voice, but double checks the identification just to be sure. james bond. well this month really is turning out to be a reunion. )

And you still owe me a drink.

( how's that for a welcome back? )

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[doubleoohbaby]

[And look how pleased he is to see her. It's the most perfect welcome back ever.]

You're absolutely right. I hadn't forgotten.

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[chittybang]

Welcome back, James! [Not that she actually knows the guy, but she's been in his shoes before.]

How do you feel about being back?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Thank you. [At least someone cares. :c]

Can't complain. Keeps things interesting. How long have you been here?

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[sweetling]

[That name tag, tho.]

Don't know yet.

[More like don't know you yet, but shh.]

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[doubleoohbaby]

Perhaps you will soon enough. Hello.

[Might as well get to know him while he's plastering on the charm, because that won't last guuurl.]

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[5055034455]

[If Saul weren't Saul, he might have trouble containing his excitement.

As it is, he sounds perfectly calm when he responds, like he didn't just spend a solid minute literally flailing to himself.]

Not sure if I should welcome you back or offer my condolences.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[He really does appreciate the lack of squealing. Fame does not sit well with James unless it's hawt chickz.]

Must the two be mutually exclusive?

[stillbetter]

Can't miss what you don't know, I'm afraid.

[but she doesn't sound unkind.

She sounds British.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Yes. Good. Fellow countrymen and women.]

Always time to get to know one another in this place.