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[lazyinlove]

Anyone looking to chill? Need to fade a little after all the stress of the last few months? Looking for an herbal remedy?

I can hook you up.

[Hey, man. He needs some new shoes. His are starting to rub on his toes, and he can't exactly ask his mom. It can't hurt to try.]

Comments

[stillbetter]

Hold on. That's not quite how it works. Are you filtering who you're selling this remedy to at all?

[lazyinlove]

what like would I sell to a 5 year old? I'm not gonna sell it to a 5 year old relax.

[stillbetter]

I'd rather you consider anyone under 18 off limits.

[lazyinlove]

so in high school you read the bible for fun? look everything sucks here. relax and let people unwind. it's all some people have. do you really want to be that person?

[stillbetter]

What person? The one who tries to make sure everyone still remembers what responsibility and integrity are?

[lazyinlove]

taking that as a yes

[stillbetter]

Ditto.

[lazyinlove]

you know why they changed the voting age in the us? maybe you don't. but look it up. then think of it like that.

[stillbetter]

Guess what. We're not in the bloody US.

[lazyinlove]

yeah. here there is no age.

[stillbetter]

Nice try. There are still authority figures, and don't think I won't go to them.

[lazyinlove]

you seriously have nothing better to do?

ok 1. They won't care

2 they won't care

3. Why do you even care?!

4. whatever you have my anonymous drug dealer code of honor that I'll never sell to anyone who doesn't have a vertical ID card

5. 4 was a lie

[stillbetter]

Why do I care? Well, let me tell you! This place may be at war, but that doesn't mean every rule can be thrown out the window just because people like you have no sense of decency! You don't get to do what you want, you don't get to sell drugs to minors. I will find you, and God help you if any harm comes to people because you're too damn self-absorbed to even care!

[lazyinlove]

pot doesn't hurt people. what are you smoking?

[stillbetter]

Aren't you a laugh! That still doesn't make it right.

[i am so sorry for her nonsense]

[lazyinlove]

ok but why not? it's not against the rules, it's not hurting anyone, it just makes people feel better. have you even tried it?

[Haha no worries. Stan will be paranoid as fuck around her but he'll live.]

[stillbetter]

So does alcohol. So does smoking! And we all know how well both of those scenarios end. There's a reason it's illegal where I'm from.

[DRUGS EVERYWHERE]

[lazyinlove]

so when you go back there you'll be safe from all the fun people are having don't worry. for now you'll have to take it like a woman.

[stillbetter]

[ohhh no you did not]

We'll see.

[the best part? poppy used to smoke and met her fiancé while he was drunk out of his mind. la la la.]

[lazyinlove]

[And then the grinch stole her cool?

He so doesn't want enemies. Why do people keep trying to make enemies with him? Ugh.

Probably better to just ignore her. She can't get him in legal trouble but she can definitely scare customers who don't know that away. And he doesn't even have customers yet, he definitely can't spare any.

Goddamit.]