The one with the rules; voice/text

[lar]

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:


1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

Comments

voice;

[5055034455]

I like the way you think, Ella Ellis.

[He's never going to call her anything else. Sorry.]

Consider this my RSVP. I'll even chaperone, if you need some responsible adults to keep an eye on things.

voice;

[lar]

Then you are among the chosen few, Saul.

[ Yeah she's going to be informal if he's going to use her full name. ]

I desperately need a cool looking adult to chaperone, so if you can't find one, the job is yours.

[ It's on. ]

[5055034455]

[Well.

Look at her, with the stealthy insults.]

Excuse you.

[lar]

I'm very much excused, alright.

But seriously, if you think you can spare the time to make some rounds I might even stay put for a moment myself and, you know, enjoy the thing.

[5055034455]

Did you just recruit me to do work?

[lar]

See it as an opportunity to prove yourself.

[5055034455]

Do you have any idea how busy I am? I don't have time to do your dirty work.

[lar]

Well, if you aren't busy enough to show up think about it.

More than anything, this whole thing is supposed to give people a good time, so don't swear it, Saul.

[5055034455]

Yeah, okay. I'll see what I can do. [Mumbling, as he disconnects:] Cool-looking. Psh. I'm cool...

[lar]

[ Bait, hook, line and sinker. ]

voice; pretend this is hella backdated

[controlledvariable]

You're not a responsible adult.

[just saying]

voice; heheheheh

[5055034455]

I'm responsible. I'm an adult. Put those two together, and what do you get?

[it doesn't work that way saul]

voice; :'D

[controlledvariable]

You're not responsible.

[sad trombone]

[5055034455]

Whatever you say, Steph.

[controlledvariable]

Just remember this conversation when you do something immature.

[And imagine her saying I told you so]