I guess dystopian futures where everything went wrong sort of make people a little more prone to get wasted.

[ But Ella? Ella is a lightweight, so it isn't even like she's going to actually try to get herself drunk. ]

Make sure to tell them it's going to be really nice? There's lots of food and drinks and I have a tech oriented redhead making sure everything runs smoothly.

[ Never leave your house without a tech oriented redhead. ]