overclocking: (not fooling anyone)
actual hobbit trash chrono ([personal profile] overclocking) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 01:35 pm

o1. video / optional action

[Today, two unforgivable errors were made: the first, he let Rosette use the kitchen.

The second: He let Rosette use the kitchen.

When the feed blinks to life, the serenity of the figure facing the camera is directly at odds with the thunderous cacophony in the background. Chrono just smiles blandly at his unseen audience as a terrible burst of sparks makes itself visible in—is his back to the apartment's kitchen?]


I just had a quick question. [He might as well dive right into it, as a crash echoes around the apartment. He doesn't even flinch.] Does anyone here know how to repair electronics? A microwave, specifically? I think apartment number 304 could use your services.

[It's here that Rosette comes into view, hurdling around the corner as smoke billows in her wake; if Chrono were actually looking, he might think it seems appropriate for Rosette's definition of an entrance. It's unclear whether she's addressing Chrono or the tablet (even realizes he's talking to the tablet) when she bellows FIRE! THAT'S A FIRE! It's very likely the former based on how the serenity of Chrono's smile twitches into something that speaks silent danger for someone.]

Quickly, if it isn't too much trouble? [The feed doesn't cut off; evidently, his quiet fury is such that he completely forgets to turn off the tablet before hurling it across the room to go perform some manner of intervention.

It lands facing a ceiling that is growing increasingly smokey.]




action.

[Anyone who actually approaches apartment #304 will find an impressive cloud of black smoke billowing out of the open door that smells distinctly of burnt electronics and scorched metal. Rosette's voice will make itself known second, shouting about how the kitchen is out to get her and this isn't her fault.

If one actually ventures into the abyss (which speaks volumes toward a capacity for bad decisions, by the way), they'll find a frantic teenage girl and a long-suffering little kid trying to determine the best way to put out an impressive electrical fire.]

jailbreaks: (pic#5794201)

Re: video;

[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-09-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Just don't do it again. If you need help, call me.

[Wow, Yuri offering help? He's softened up while here, hasn't he?]

I'm Yuri. Yuri Lowell.
soul_sister: (Friendly conversation)

Re: video;

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-01 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Huuh, I may take you up on it.

Rosette Christopher. Good to meet you.
jailbreaks: (✦ now why would i lie to you)

Re: video;

[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-09-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you too.

So, that other guy a friend of yours?
soul_sister: (That's because I'm right)

Re: video;

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-01 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm! That is Chrono. He's my assistant. [She drops an affectionate hand on his shoulder as she speaks. It causes a poof of ash to float up from his jacket.]
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Re: video;

[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-09-01 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like he's your slave. Pretty sure he didn't help with that explosion from the sounds of it.
soul_sister: (Aggro)

Re: video;

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't stop it! That's close enough!




And he gets paid too. Double wrong!
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Re: video;

[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-09-01 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a pretty crappy job if you ask me. Though I'd imagine the entertainment he likely gets out of it is good enough.
soul_sister: (No.)

Re: video;

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[What was that? Another round of nausea inducing tablet shaking? COMING RIGHT UP.]
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Re: video;

[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-09-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Yuri's laughing his ass off on the other end.

Hello, troll bait.]
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Re: video;

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-09-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
HONESTLY!

[It's no better when she throws the tablet down to the floor. The view is filled with carpet, but even so, Yuri can hear her heavy footsteps stomping off.]