psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

video;

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
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[personal profile] onehundredswords 2013-08-20 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[It'll become a black hole and consume you all.]

Haha, no, no...that'd be dumb. Especially considerin' the circumstances.

If ya' found someone here ya'd lose 'em one day for sure. What'd be the point?

And besides, romance is for regular people.