psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

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Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
spellcastes: (when you cried i'd)

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[personal profile] spellcastes 2013-08-14 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, thank you. [ he's still not used to that. ]

I imagine he does magic, reads books, or perhaps broods. Brooding is non-optional, of course.