psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

video;

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
gaburincho: (that's exciting!)

[personal profile] gaburincho 2013-08-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
what a good guy...

[ DAMMIT KING WHY ARE YOU ONLY PERCEPTIVE IN PERSON ]

beat me in a fight? hell yeah, thatd be cool! id probably call them king instead of the other way around lol
gaburincho: (yeah uh about that)

[personal profile] gaburincho 2013-08-12 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
not really.

more like king of being super strong i guess? idk its just what people call me.
gaburincho: in the name of fabulous hair (stop there)

[personal profile] gaburincho 2013-08-13 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[sounds fatal. how exciting! he can try.]

ive never met anybody i couldnt beat, besides maybe my dad...

but im one of the strongest and bravest in history, so pretty much!