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[psychopath]

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!

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[psychopath]

[he's not sure if it's his video feed glitching or something but jack can feel the emphasis all the way on his side of the screen, backed by that ridiculous collar and those glinty glasses.

unsure...]

I...think you'll have a hard time finding someone like that, good heavens.

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[ultragorgeous]

I know. There is hardly anyone like that on my home planet, as well.

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[psychopath]

Maybe there's just so very few people worthy of your attentions!

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[ultragorgeous]

[Why are you egging him on this is terrible.]

I fear I must wholeheartedly agree with you.