psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

video;

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
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[personal profile] argentite 2013-08-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Got any experience with that sort of thing?
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[personal profile] argentite 2013-08-13 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
You never know. Someone could still be interested in handkerchief dropping.

[ and long awkward stares from across rooms or was that just in pride and prejudice ]