psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

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Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
quackery: (to every night alone goodbye)

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[personal profile] quackery 2013-08-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh!!]

Okay. But can I ask something else?
quackery: (the part's been played)

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[personal profile] quackery 2013-08-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[deal with it]

Dying for you on missions - what kind of example is that?
quackery: commissioned art, please dns! (i've had a little bit too much)

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[personal profile] quackery 2013-08-13 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, t-that's really morbid, isn't it? Who would want that?