psychopath: what a l'oreal commercial (gq motherfuckers)
evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

video;

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
redheadcarrier: (duh)

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[personal profile] redheadcarrier 2013-08-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Her life experience (or lack of) is clearly the benchmark for everything.]

of course i've tried!

[And by "tried" she means she's had an unequited crush on a man way too old for her.]
redheadcarrier: (Harumph.)

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[personal profile] redheadcarrier 2013-08-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
none of your business!