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evil stepmother jack vessalius ([personal profile] psychopath) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 10:49 pm

video;

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!
crocodilesmiles: (☇ looking away while hesitating)

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[personal profile] crocodilesmiles 2013-08-11 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
( which is nice since face stabbings are always painful ok )

Oh! Then you have someone? Or you'd never have someone 'cause there's never someone you'd want in that way?

Then isn't an even more interesting question one about like, what kinds of things you look for in friends? Friendship is important, too! Even longer lasting in a lot of cases. People from my time can date a lot, but you only marry once or twice, if things happen, and you keep and make friends all your life over.
crocodilesmiles: (☇ smile in a way not all heartfelt)

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[personal profile] crocodilesmiles 2013-08-11 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're big into scandal? This sounds more like gossiping! Which the network's pretty good for.
crocodilesmiles: (☇ looking away while hesitating)

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[personal profile] crocodilesmiles 2013-08-11 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
( this conversation so tragically terminated due to xerxes break walk outs set to possible linkin park lyrics

IVE BECOME SO NUMB
THIS IS MY DECEMBER
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

or something of the sort, we're very sorry jack :( )