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[psychopath]

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!

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[psychopath]

Really? You've someone in mind, my friend?

video;

[velveteened]

( not really, but )

Hahah, even if I did, would this be the place to say it?

video;

[psychopath]

Ah, you're right, if you were trying to set up your first tryst with a lover, it would be hard to do so in a public venue...

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[velveteened]

Exactly, exactly! It's better to be discreet from the start.

1/2

[psychopath]

2/3 i lied

[psychopath]

Oh, oh good heavens, trying to get someone into your bed already?

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[psychopath]

Well, it's about time!

video; 1/wait i'm not sure

[velveteened]

( UH )

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[velveteened]

( HE CAN'T POSSIBLY MEAN THAT THERE MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING SOMEWHERE )

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[velveteened]

( RAPTOR SCREECHES TO SELF QUIETLY )

video; okay done

[velveteened]

No, of course not!

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[psychopath]

But- Oz, you're fifteen, I'm surprised you've not found someone to warm your bed yet.

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[velveteened]

( first lacie and now jack WHAT WERE THEY TEACHING NOBLES A HUNDRED YEARS AGO??????? )

You can't even go out in society until you're fifteen!

( it could be doable if you work...really....fast....he guesses??? )

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[psychopath]

Oz, Oz. You're very handsome and charming and basically women should be flocking to your bedroom door.

[jack you narcissist that's gross]

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[velveteened]

( jack you are one of the last people he would want to get the talk from and he knows break and gil )

Well, that's very nice of you to say.

( no it's not oz )

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[psychopath]

Well, get on with it, then! Do you need help?

video; 1/2

[velveteened]

( why is this happening )

video; no 2/3

[velveteened]

Well —

( no he can recover he's got this )

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[velveteened]

When I'm older, maybe. It's still a little too soon to be thinking about something like that.

( SMOOTH OPERATOR OZ VESSALIUS )

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[psychopath]

[nice save BUT NOT REALLY]

Oh...maybe it is.

[he looks all forlorn now though.]

But you are interested in someone?

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[velveteened]

( he considers drawing out the suspense, to tease, but there's not much point to it )

No, no one in particular.

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[psychopath]

Gil-love would probably have an aneurysm when you start dating, though, poor lad.

[yeah man what kind of master r u, leaving ur servant behind???]

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[velveteened]

( that doesn't occur to him just yet!! so he only laughs )

Aah, he would, wouldn't he?

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[psychopath]

Is he doing all right?

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[velveteened]

Yes. He's been feeling better since June — ( and it's been long enough that this would be obvious, but it hasn't been long enough that it's not still a relief ) — and I think he's getting used to things here. Though he hasn't stopped complaining about the produce.

( GIL SURE DOES CARE A LOT ABOUT IT especially now that everything available is mutated and weird )