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[stillbetter]

[Sorry, guys. She's one of those newbies.]

For God's sake. Really? This has got to be a first. Do these people even know who they're taking in? What am I even going to do here? I'm just a radio host back home, not - whatever you think I am.

[She is no soldier worth kidnapping, no, not at all, thank you very much.]

I can't do this.

I won't do this.

[Look. She's even throwing in a pause to show how serious she is.]

Besides, Fred wouldn't begin to know what to do without me. My fiancé? I have a life back home, you know, and it can't wait. So - you ought to put me back. As soon as possible, if that's not too much trouble.

[She has spoken. ... Then she starts to press random buttons because what am this technology.]

... Hello? Can anyone hear me?

[...

beep beep beep]

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[velveteened]

( aahaha, oh dear )

Yes, we can hear you!

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[affections]

( What in the name of drunken hopscotching Christ? )

Poppy?

( Poppy. Poppy. Of all the-- right, well, not myriad, but certainly a handful of people who she'd rather have here, there's Poppy? )

Where are you?

( But what does she mean, fiancé? They're married, for fuck's sake. )

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[governorkang]

[If the deeper-than-human, oddly accented voice doesn't give away that this isn't a human, the bronze-ish scales and horns on the screen do.]

We all have lives back home, ma'am. And I wouldn't recommend asking them to put you back; the last time that happened, the United Earth followed and destroyed that person's world.

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[clario]

Sorry, but that's the way it works here. Best get used to it.

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[subtlecoruscate]

If they could just put us back…we wouldn't still be here...

[deducta]

Unfortunately asking to be sent back doesn't really work. From what I've gathered once you're here, you're generally here for a while.

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[ladyofrivendell]

[Celebrian is working on a painting when she turns to her tablet. There's green paint streaked across one of her cheeks and a bit of color in her hair as well.]

You are heard but there is nothing to be done for you. There are others here who need to return home as well, you are no different.

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[khajidont]

[Is she old enough to be called ma'am? If not... well, he's calling her that anyway, because she is speaking with enough disgruntled authority in her voice to make up for it.]

Sorry ma'am, unless you figure out something else none of us have, you're stuck here. If we could just go home, it would be a lot less crowded.

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[lazyinlove]

they can't. Didn't you get the tour?

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[skennen]

[See, he likes those new arrivals, but there's one little obstacle getting in the way of his usual so how do you feel about resistances... of resistances spiel.]

What is a... radio host?

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[maddeninghatter]

[ He doesn't often use video, but in this case, her being able to see his shit-eating grin is essential. ]

Poppy Chadwick.

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[crocodilesmiles]

Why are you telling us? I don't mean to be rude, honest, but this is a network the Initiative monitors, not one they um... really use?

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[payback]

... You're acting a little silly, you know.