extermination 003/eighth dance // video

[taijiya]

[The video feed clicks on followed by a clatter and a happy meow; unfortunately the only view is of the Hold’s ceiling, but familiar voices of Sango and Kagura follow.]

Kirara, there you are! How long has it been?

Sango. [Kagura does not sound amused at all, a tone of distaste in her voice. She picks up the tablet, handing it over to Sango. Kagura’s not in normal attire; in fact, her hair is all done up with ornaments and she seems to be wearing a wedding dress, her face covered by a partly ripped up veil. ] It’s yours.

Oh? She must have turned it on accidentally. [Sango takes the tablet and looks into it; sporting a similar updo and dress, with Kirara perched on her shoulder, she gives Exsilium a faint, somewhat weary smile.] Well, hello, then. We just returned from a mission, actually. Are all of them really so frustrating?

Like you can talk. [Kagura gives Sango a glance. She’s been through hell and back, and Sango had it easy.] I want my clothing and my fan. I could kill someone right now. Kicking him in the groin wasn’t enough for me. [She addresses Sango.] Why couldn’t I kill him, again?

Because there are things he still needs to do that will ultimately lead to the defeat of the United Earth, supposedly. [She sounds dubious at best, but turns to the tablet.] Anyway, what did we miss?

((ooc: replies from both Kagura and Sango!))

Comments

Re: video;

[boundbyheart]

Yes. I don't need unnecessary people bothering me.

permavid;

[5055034455]

She's not a people. She's a kitten.

permavid;

[boundbyheart]

Unnecessary things, then.

Now, tell me about this squirrel.

[5055034455]

Kitten.

[So insistent.

At least Saul now gets that she was talking about the squirrel, not his precious babbu kittyface.]

He's a talking squirrel. What else is there to know?

[boundbyheart]

You said you were going to tell us how to avoid him.

[Ayep, getting more irritated.]

[5055034455]

Did I?

[There might be some failure to communicate going on here, but you bet Saul's going to take this as an opportunity to be annoying.

This would explain the smirk.]

[boundbyheart]

......I do not want to play games right now. I almost got married to a douchebag who smelled like a rotten corpse for the sake of this fucking city.
[There's that smile again.]
Now, tell me before I come over there and take your head off your body and stick it to a pole.

[5055034455]

[Up go his eyebrows. Tough break, Kagura.]

Wow. Anyway, unfortunately for you, I don't actually have any tips for avoiding squirrels outside of rodent traps and ferocious felines.

[boundbyheart]

.....You're useless.

[And she clicks off the feed. She hates that.]

[5055034455]

[hey

hey kagura

guess who's calling you back

and guess who isn't in front of the camera

guess who is there instead

IF YOU ANSWERED "SAUL, SAUL, AND MIKE THE KITTEN WITH HER ADORABLE FLUFFY FACE," IN THAT ORDER, YOU'RE RIGHT~]

[boundbyheart]

[God dang it. People. Why does she have to deal with them. Well, just Saul, really.

And the rest of the population. When she sees the camera go on, her face looks angry, eyes filled with rage, nostrils flaring.]

LEAVE ME ALONE! [And...hanging up again.]

[5055034455]

[No one calls back, this time.

Probably because Saul's too busy laughing.]