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[Kanji looks a little awkward when he comes onscreen, shifting and nervous.]
The hell with knockin' on doors. This is quicker and it ain't like those bastards don't already know. Anyway! I got dropped here and find out about this poisoning shit in the food so I figured this was something I could do for the people stuck here. Someone I talked to and I figured, they couldn't be poisoning all the stuff we can get at, so I went out lookin'. Took a while to get everything together, but if it helps people out, it's worth it.
I made curry and I'm sure that the ingredients didn't come from them. Should be enough for everybody, as long as nobody hogs. It's in 109 if anybody's hungry.
[Kanji does indeed have a large amount of curry made, and anyone near 109 can probably smell it.]
The hell with knockin' on doors. This is quicker and it ain't like those bastards don't already know. Anyway! I got dropped here and find out about this poisoning shit in the food so I figured this was something I could do for the people stuck here. Someone I talked to and I figured, they couldn't be poisoning all the stuff we can get at, so I went out lookin'. Took a while to get everything together, but if it helps people out, it's worth it.
I made curry and I'm sure that the ingredients didn't come from them. Should be enough for everybody, as long as nobody hogs. It's in 109 if anybody's hungry.
[Kanji does indeed have a large amount of curry made, and anyone near 109 can probably smell it.]
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[He's stiff for a moment more but then shrugs and waves his arm over to the kitchen area. There's pots of steaming curry, rice, and...not nearly enough plates for a lot of people but it was all he could find. Osprey is in for a treat if he likes Japanese-style curry, because Kanji is an excellent cook.]
I hope you like it! You can serve yourself up a plate.
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[Snagging a pair of chopsticks, he digs into the curry.] Mmm. I'm not big overall on pleasures of the flesh, but curry is the thing I miss most when I'm not sleeved in a biomorph. Even in simspace, haven't found one yet that has curry tasting as good as it does in a body.
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Not outta reach of my Persona.
[Nevermind that he probably wouldn't have tried that right away. Kanji shrugs that off and settles down with some of his own. He tries to listen, but his expression goes more and more confused.]
...Sorry, but I think most of that went way over my head.
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The tl;dr version - curry is one of the perks of being human.
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Oh. I didn't realize! Wait--
[Give him a minute to process that. He's not human but... Maybe he wasn't human? That's reasonable!]
Okay. I think I might get it now.
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[He chuckles] Feels weird, asking when instead of where.
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I'm from about a hundred years ahead of you, give or take a decade. It's hard to say exactly, because of the Fall of Earth and all the crap surrounding that.
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[That gets him extremely worried, and he shoots Osprey an uncomfortable look.]
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[Osprey takes another bite of his curry.] I'm not gonna lie, the chunk of history you're up to live through if we get home from this is not one of humanity's shining moments.
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[He's very concerned, and a little confused.]
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As far as historians can tell, the stresses of limited resources, resource disparity, old-school memetic tensions - ethnic, religious, that sort of thing - and whatever else finally hit a point of no return. Then bootstrap-capable AIs were deployed as weapons, and things really went to hell.
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[He cuts himself off with an unhappy sigh. What to even say to information like that. They didn't save everything after all...]
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[It's a big relief to hear, even if he's not sure he understands how different timelines could happen.]