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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Attention end user group Transports. Attention end user group Transports.

Final system checks on the space shuttle have passed with 0.00% system failure. To quote, "it has passed with flying colors." Which colors have yet to be specified. (This system prefers blue.)

Test flight to be scheduled for 1200 Wednesday, July 17th, 3313. All members of End User Group Transports responsible for working in the space shuttle restoration project are invited to participate in the test flight.

AI suggest all End Users responsible attend, as said End Users are the only current, living organics in system to have participated in flights extending into interplanetary space. It is also noted that said End Users have the capacity to be reconstructed should we experience catastrophic systems failure.

Congratulations. You have been volunteered. Please respond to learn about your role in your potential destruction, thank you.

Comments

[2leftfeet]

Well that's considerate. Does the Initiative have a specific flight plan for this, or is that still a work in progress?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

There are three currently available based on tactically feasible routes less likely to draw unwanted and dangerous attention from the United Earth. Which flight path is best will be decided based on observed weather patterns in the hours preceding.

[2leftfeet]

[Meaning there's a pretty good chance that if they don't blow up on their own, someone else might take it upon themselves to blow them straight out of the sky.

Oh well. No loss, no gain.]

Well I'll be there regardless.