[Food drive--] I may be able to help with your food drive! For free, even...

[Her book moves off the screen, and she reaches forward to pick the tablet up. The feed shakes wildly for a minute, and then resettles on the rest of the table--where five or ten plants are sprouting in various small pieces of china. One has even begun sprouting its bounty--tomatoes.]

I'm working on the perfect lamp configuration, but with a little more work, anyone can grow these with some water and an outlet.