☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

Comments

[video]

[wilder]

Waaay too long! I swear half the sites looked identical to each other! It could be really boring sometimes!

[video]

[ainsophaured]

The historical value must have offered some kind of excitement and the variety of people traveling.

[video]

[wilder]

Ha. If you're into the Church edited version of history, I guess.

[anklets]

[ is always looking (the Order always inspects), and it relieves her

(she never wanted to be relieved by weaponry) ]

I have to wonder if there is any Romanée-Conti to be found in this place.

wow this is late, i'm sorry

[showmeyourwreath]

[It's short, but she can't help but chuckle. That's actually a little endearing.]

Not when you pick fruit, no. Fruit exists to spread seeds, and it's most often purposefully appetizing to attract people and animals to it. There's actually a really interesting symbiotic relationship between it and the things and people that eat them. Really, you'd just be doing your part, so pick away! And, I'm sure there are other things that they appreciate about you too, even if it's as obvious. Food is hard to compete with.

[AFTER ALL, KANEIS IS A NICE PERSON. 8D ...and doesn't live with her kinds of roomies...right?]

[reassures]

I don't know-- you look very unique. It might not be that bad.

What else will match your peg leg?

[wilder]

Hmmm, maybe a parrot!

[onehundredswords]

Don't worry Kid, I'll be rootin' for ya'.

Catch ya' later. Good luck with the shave!

[He leaves at this point cause he thinks you're a little too level headed to mess with.

Still interesting though.]

[debtor]

[GOD DARN IT]

[He says nothing of his concerns re: time continuing back home. But nearly half their forces, disappearing in the span of a few months? Unthinkable.] More arrive every month.

There was another man from our world here few months ago, but only briefly. I think he was a Noah.

[vimdicare]

Splendid. Thank you for the chance to improve! [She winks but moves on a moment later with a sigh.]

...I was serious though. Who would do such a weird thing to duct tape? Why does duct tape like that even exist? Did you pick it?

[aequivoci]

[ he smirks as his hands rest on his hips, looking to the side as a flash of gold flies in — Timcanpy. ]

I'm not holding my breath. I will simply have to...strongly encourage them to do a mission for a large supply sooner rather than later. [ Timcanpy will fly around Cross and then settle on Lenalee's shoulder. ]

[aequivoci]

[ that makes him raise an eyebrow. ]

Two Noah? Oh my. It would be hilarious if they ever bring Fatso here, though.

[anklets]

[Lifting a hand, she rubs the spot between the golem's wings. Solid. Reaffirming, again, that this is not the preface to another nightmare.]

You would be the one to convince them, General. Somehow, things always seem to bend in your favour. [ wry ] Almost always.

[aequivoci]

[ Timcanpy flutters his wings at the rub!! Cross scoffs lightly, the smirk never really going away. ]

They'll learn fast enough to let me have my way. Some wine and cigarettes for my time & effort shouldn't be an absurd demand.

[Video] yep here we go.

[pactfulfilled]

I don't know exactly... But shouldn't someone at least try talking to them?

I'm not saying what they've done is okay, because it isn't! And I know that not everything can be resolved as simply as that... But these Desians must have some reason for thinking so poorly of human beings and for treating them like this.

There just has to be some other way they could co-exist.

[reassures]

I don't think we have parrots here.

[anklets]

But it is still a demand.

[wilder]

Oh...

Well, great for you! Now you'll have your own space!

[wilder]

What? Awww man!

Do you think anyone would notice if it was a different bird? I think there's some big ravens here!

[wilder]

No problem!

Oh- that? [he shrugs] I dunno, it's just what the shopkeeper would sell me. Maybe he just wanted it gone.

[pride_of_amarcia]

Yeah.

Won't work for a lab, though, which is my bigger concern.

[debtor]

Don't say something like that! [DON'T GIVE THE INITIATIVE IDEAS.] That wouldn't be hilarious at all!

[reassures]

Ravens are completely different!

It would look funny, though.

[vimdicare]

Please ask me next time you need something like that. Duct tape deserves a better image than that. In fact, I'll give you some of mine for future use. I really can't stand that gaudy pattern.

[aequivoci]

Too late, I already spoke it into existence. [ he just kanyeshrugs. it's not like he can reverse time and make sure he doesn't say it!! ]