♚ trial o3 text.

[maniere]

listen up everyone! i've got some hard hitting questions that you all better answer honestly!!

super duper important question #1) ; what kind of weapons do you all have? (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ
super duper important question #2) ; what are your favorite villain catch phrases? ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)
super duper important question #3) ; ... there is no question 3!!!!!!!! ♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬

(´･ω･`) i'm feeling beary energized today. you know i was thinking about learning how to use a gun, but this knife i got when i came here is perfect enough. guns are really noisy and scary! they're messy too. so tell me all about what you guys got from the armory, okay? let's call this 'Enoshima Junko's Super Amazing Weapons Bonding Experience.'

... aaah i think i'm running out of new bear emotes. how beary sad. ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ)

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[flarp]

A knife? That's a loser's weapon!
I can't think of a more 8oring weapon to get.
You drew the short end there!
A knife is just a sword that never leveled up.
You missed out on an awesome weapon opportunity!
Why pick a knife when you could have picked Mindfang's Fluorite Octet?
W8, nevermind, I guess you couldn't have picked those anyway, 8ecause they're mine. ::::)

1/2

[maniere]

The probability of me severing your jugular with my knife is higher than the probability of you severing mine with your Fluorite Octet. Statistically speaking, I'm at the advantage here.

2/2 ilu

[maniere]

also the only loser i see here is you! what a despair inducing sight, every time i see that blue text of yours it makes me fucking snooze!

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[highfrequency]

What the...

[And he can't think of a clever way to end that sentence, though he tries for a moment.]

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[maniere]

[The feed shows a stuffed bear, laying seductively across Junko's bed. ]

Upupupu! Salmon got your tongue?

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[satsujinki]

Stupid. Can't you just ask a question without this noise?

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[maniere]

Does it annoy you? Did you not like my beary cute bear emotes?

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[postpones]

Why bears?

[she'll get to the other parts later...





maybe]

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[maniere]

upupupu!
bears are beary majestic.

[velveteened]

1 - A wagon! o(〃・ω・〃)o
2 - That's difficult! Maybe something like, "Mwahaha! I'll get you next time!"
3 - ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[maniere]

do you run people over?????
uguu you need to have more imagination than that! something like 'you bastards will never escape!!!' ♪(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫

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[vibrant]

[Wako's peering at the screen, looking both curious and confused.]

What sort of questions are those?

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[maniere]

The kind that require serious answers.

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[fortissimos]

Swords, mostly. I can summon a whole bunch with my magic, so I don't really bother with anything else.

... And villains always lose, right? So something like, "I guess the heroes triumph again!" [ Sayaka that's not a catchphrase ]

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[maniere]

Villains don't always lose. Have ever seen those super 'x-rated' American movies? The really gritty ones? Somtimes the villains totally win.

Huuuh, do you really have magic though?

[keep_smiling]

#1: I don't have one! #2: I always like the classics like MANIACAL LAUGHTER or something like "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!" Heehee

Also oh nooo this bear has flipped your table ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻ so rude!</font<

[maniere]

you don't have one? :o!!!

manical laughter, like GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ?

!!! what a cute bear!

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[maddeninghatter]

[ What the hell is wrong with his tablet? It's already a bit dodgy as it is, but posts like this are particularly infuriating.

Thus he tries the time-honored method of hitting it. ]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!

[ --a piercing burst of static. ]

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[maniere]

O-O-O-Ow! Are you trying to break my ears?

[inhumanity]

I see! Bears are made like that.

、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽﾏｯﾃｪ(ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♪ ｀、、ヽ｀☂ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀

Marvellous!

I like any kind of villain catchphrase as long as it is said with wholehearted enthusiasm. You can't hold back and say things ironically! There's no point in a villain who doesn't have fun with the role.

[maniere]

anything, huh? even something like 'give me all your vegetables!'?

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[grooves]

[...Shiki's a bit wary about responding so soon to posts on the network, especially when she doesn't know anybody. But she's kind of proud of her weapon... plus, it's just text, right?

It's just too bad the villainous catch phrases she's heard are so lame.]

i don't really know if i have a favorite catch phrase but i actually use a stuffed animal for my weapon! i already had him from home, so it was convenient. it's a little weird to most but i didnt have much luck with anyhing like a knife, heh heh...

it sounds like it's working a lot better for you!

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[maniere]

huh?
huuuuuuuuuuuuh?

do you really have a stuffed animal??? what kind?????

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[comprises]

Knives can be arguably messier, depending on the attacker and the way they're used. But still, I guess it's a matter of opinion.

It's such a morbid thing to talk about to strangers, don't you think?

[not that he cares about morbid, he's just throwing it out there.]

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[maniere]

Not in the middle of a war, I think. Isn't it natural to get information on the people you fight with?


... Or even against?

[knifenut]

why would i take a weapon from their armory when my custom weapons area already better than anything they could give me?

[maniere]

kyahh i'm jealous.
super super super super super jealous. what are they like?

[boundbyheart]

....Fucking weirdo.

But I use the wind. And, well, you aren't very scary with a knife.

[maniere]

I'm more scary than your wind!

[substitutable]

[He was about to say "that's not how you spell very" until he realized she was trying to make a pun. It's best not to comment on the pun. Even if it's bad. That's a bad pun, right? But one mustn't accidentally insult a girl's sense of humor.]

Mine isn't really a weapon. I think it's mostly for distractions and getaways.

But a gun probably isn't a good idea. I mean, you could train how to use it, but unless you find a good instructor to show you how you'll just hurt yourself.

[It's also illegal in a lot of places to use a gun without a license but it's not like there are laws here.]

[maniere]

can you imagine how despair inducingly embarrassing it would be to shoot yourself by accident? i couldn't live with that at all! knives are super easy.

so you're the distraction, hmm?

[thats_brutal]

[What is WRONG with you?!]

[maniere]

[where do you even want to start dude.]

[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account reads Haruka Takahashi ]

A bow, and I don't have a favorite. Anyone would be boring if they said the same thing all the time.

[maniere]

a bow is really medieval huh? are you good at archery????